Note: Instrumental version of Kimi Ga Hero plays after the transformation.

I was on my way to Minnesota when some annoying yuppie came and cut right in front of me. In response I shoved the dude and said "What's the big idea?"

He got up and said "Easy, I don't like you,"

"Why? I don't even know you!"

Then he puts on his Chargers cap...

"Wait a minute..." I said

"That's right, I'm a fan of the San Diego Chargers and you will pay for what you have done to my brother in New Zealand!" he said

"Whoa, I didn't know I'm that famous in San Diego,"

Soon that loser Charger fan predictably tried to attack me before I knocked him several meters back. Then he points his hand at me and I had no idea what he was doing until a random helicopter starts passing over us. He quickly points his hand at the helicopter and fires a ki blast at it, destroying it in the process. I was shocked to see that he killed some innocent people until I thought I saw something amidst the smoke.

"Hey there's some parachutes, they're going to be okaaa...wait a minute! I think that's a cloud...yep it's definitely a cloud alright...oh well," I said

The Charger fan smirks and said"You're not very bright are you? Despite being a son of a brilliant scientist..."

"Wait a minute! What the HFIL are you talking about?"

"You're father's a brilliant scientist from what I heard..."

"If he is a scientist then I'd be rich, he works as a pastry chef in a hotel!"

"Whatever, I'm going to send you to another dimension like what did to that helicopter!"

"Actually you're going to end up like every other Charger fans I have ran into!"

Once the battle starts, I dropped my luggage and starts beating the living HFIL out of that reject. Even deflecting his barrage of ki blasts with by bare hands.

"Is that the best you can do? Seriously you suck!" I said

But then took some pills and popped them in before saying "Good thing I have those in handy, prepare for my awesome power of pwnageness!"

As he starts to transform, I stood there wondering if I should attack or wait it out just to see what he'll look like. Besides, there's always some unwritten rule that whenever someone starts transforming, one must stand there idly until it's too late. Yeah, that pretty much how the way things works.

Once the smoke clears, a more muscular figure appears and said "I'm ready!"

He threw a punch at me but then I was able to block it in time. But the blow was enough to send me sliding on my feet several yards backward. Then I picked up a piece of a destroyed helicopter and tries to hit him with it, but the piece of metal breaks upon impact.

"I'm indestructible!" he sneered

So I went and prepare my kamehameha before firing it full blast at that juiced up loser. As he was trying to move out of the way, he got distracted by an airplane passing over us. Then after a resulting explosion, the smoke clears and his left arm is gone.

He collapsed in pain groaning and said "It'll grow...b-back..." before appearing to die from blood loss. As I was ready to walk away, he suddenly got up and regenerates...

"WTF? How is that possible?" I yelled

"Those pills are made from Namekian plants, bought it from a local black market for just fifty grand!" he said

Hearing this, I smiled and said "Thanks for telling me this!"

I fired a ki blast at his head, blowing it off. Once that was done I start firing a barrage of ki blasts at the Charger fan's lifeless corpse to make sure he won't regenerate. All what's left of his body is a pile of reddish-black paste.

"Welcome to the another dimension, the home of HFIL!" I said

After picking up my luggage (actually a sack), I said "Charger fans are almost as pathetic as Jets fans.

After imagining what would happen if the Jets finally wins a Super Bowl after sucking for 40 years, I shuddered. Yes I would be happen if the Jets did indeed wins it all since I considered myself as a sorta fan of that team but after finally making it to the AFC championship game for the first time since 1999...some Jets fans starts to act like their team is superior to the Giants, even had the audacity to call the latter "pathetic".

Remember the last time the Jets won the Super Bowl, the Beatles released "Abbey Road"!

One day I was at KFC eating a bucket of extra crispy when I notice a group of losers outside protesting. I went outside and said "What's up doc?"

"We're protesting the cruelty performed by the KFC, join us an--WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE EATING A CHICKEN!!!" said the Petards

"Yeah so?" I said

"...OH!!! I GET IT!"

"What?"

"You're trying to set me up to quote that stupid line from that series from YouTube, nice try!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Nevermind, you're eating meat..."

"So what your point?"

"You're not a vegan...you should die!"

Then a whole crowd of Petards turns towards me...

"Seriously people what the hell is wrong with you?" I said

Without answering, they start marching towards me. With that I point at a random direction and said "Hey look, there's a gang of chickens mugging someone!"

"Where?"

Then I made a run for it...

"Hey wait a minute...the chicken gangs are in...YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!"

After few seconds I stopped and threw chicken bones at them before hanging a bucket on one's head.

"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
!! IT'S ON MY FACE! CHICKEN JUICE ON MY FACE! KILL ME!!!" one screamed

"Aren't you just overreacting?" I said

His friend came and said "You have gone too far, time to bring in the big guy!"

A huge muscular black guy shows up...

"Why does it always have to be a black guy?" I said

Soon the black guy smash up a random car for no reason and said "I am known as 'Iron Shirt', nothing can penetrate my body!"

"That sounds gay,"

"Am not!"

"What if someone shoots you?"

"Hit me with your best shot!"

"Okay,"

I raise my arms up to see if I could gather up the energy for genki dama. But after few minutes of standing around with no results...I gave up. Gathering energy to form an energy ball is a lot harder than it looked.

"What the hell are you doing?" he said

Deciding to go with Plan B, I cup my hands together to the side and said "You want my best shot? Okay I'll give you my best shot!"

Soon I promptly launch a massive energy blast at "Iron Shirt". Many of the petafags tried to get out of the way but some were caught in the explosion. Once the smoke clears the black dude who calls himself "Iron Shirt" stood unscathed.

"What the HFIL, you took my kamehameha head on and survived!" I said

Then suddenly "Iron Shirt" runs off yelling "IT STINGS! IT STINGS..."

"So much for 'Iron Shirt',"

Soon the cops arrive and one of the officers said "What the hell just happened? It's like a war zone out there!"

I told them what happened except the part where I used kamehameha and claimed that the Petards tried to suicide bomb KFC but screwed up due to daylight savings. After telling them how I have been pwning the losers, the cops went to hear their side of the story.

"So that's what happened?" he said

Soon the cops turns and gave me thumbs up before proceeding to commit police brutality on the PETA losers.

Then Complete comes up and said "Been there done that,"

"Hey it's been a while, sorry about your friend," I said

"Shit happens,"

I was walking by when I notice a huge gathering near the church. I went to see what was going on when we all enter the building. Soon I start hearing "Dies Irae" from a choir and everyone seemed to be solemn, with that I figured that it must have been a remembrance for someone. But then I saw a flat-screen attached to a hanger showing a footage of the recent gold medal game. They're mourning the gold medal loss to Team Canada.

"Everyone, let us mourn the loss of one of our own...hope!" said the minister

I decided not to say anything since it would be inappropriate and besides, I'm bummed about the loss as well.

"Let us hope that the experience will pay off in 2014 at Sochi!"

After few hours of sermon and eulogies by several people, everyone's ready to go when suddenly some douche storm in holding a picket. I looked at the picket and realize it's one of those losers from Westboro.

"You people are going to hell because you didn't hate gays, DEATH TO AMERICA!" he said

I was ready to beat him up when someone next to me said "Don't, that's what he wanted you to do,"

"So what? I'm not going to stand here and let this continue, those people made you look bad and even protested our soldiers' funerals!" I said

"Beat him up and you'll prove Fred Phelp's point...please not in the church"

"Okay, I'll just drive him out then..."

I'm not really Catholic, not sure what denomination I'm with...

Anyway I went to confront that psycho and said "You better stop this or you will live to regret it!" I said

"Well the hell with you fag!" he said before making a Nazi salute

I took that picket away from and threw it outside. Angry at what I just did, he threw a punch but I dodged it by tilting my head away. Then he tries to beat me up but I blocked all his punches with just my left arm. While doing so, I looked at the sky and realized that it's getting late at that point as the sun was starting to set.

"Dude give it up, you're not going to win and this is getting old," I said

But he continues to throw punches and said "God hates fags and people like you, die!"

Then someone yelled "That does it, just kick his ass!"

I start pounding the loser relentlessly until he hacks away and picks up the picket I threw. He tries to hit me with it but I quickly kicked it off his hands. After that he started to run and I proceed to chase him. He ran into his car and drove away but I kept chasing him on foot until it pulled away uphill, that's when I gave up.

I walk to a nearby bench and took a rest while wondering how could I let that asshole escape. I began to fall asleep when I heard a scream and saw several people running. I went to see what was going on and saw a neighborhood ransacked.

"Trouble in the neighborhood, what can it be?" I said

Then a stranger came and said "It's the troll rider,"

"Troll rider...wait I heard of that monster before, you mean it's real?"

"Yes, no one knows where it comes from but it have been wreaking havoc in random towns since the rise of internet!"

"Couldn't the mods..."

"No, many have tried but only few have lived to tell the tale..."

After some awkward silence, I said "Okay then, I'll get going..."

"Just be careful out there!"

I was at the store the other day to stock up on food and drinks before I start taking off in few days. For some reason I had a feeling I have forgotten something.

"What could it be?" I said to myself

Figuring that it's probably no big deal, I shrugged it off. While browsing several aisles for bags of chips, I felt something bothering me. Just couldn't shake it off, I knew I have forgotten something, but the question is this...

What did I forget?

As I was wondering while wandering in the store, group of people bust in wearing Richard Nixon masks each carrying guns.

"Everybody get down and don't move!"

As we got down to the floor, I realize something...I forgot to update my fantasy basketball team!

I saw a woman cowering on the ground right next to me with a cellphone in her hand. I took the cellphone and was relieved that it's one of those latest ones. I proceed to log into the web and made my way into Yahoo! Sports.

Some guy in front of me said "Dude, don't be a hero! They'll kill us if they saw you with that phone!"

"I'm not trying to do that, I remember I need to update my fantasy roster, seeing the Shaq will be out for sometime, Shawn Marion will be filling in,"

"You can do that?"

"Yeah,"

Then someone came and stepped on my hand before kicking the cellphone away...

"No cellphone!" he said before walking away

I gave a thumb up to the dude in front of me and said "Don't worry, I got it!"

"Neat!"

Few hours later the cops busts in and took down the robbers. After it was over the woman whose phone I snatched away said "Ooooooh, wait until my brother knows what happened to his phone..."

"What?"

"That's his phone, I borrowed it from him"

"Okay?"

After I left a store, some dude starts chasing me few minutes later.

"YOU BASTARD, YOU OWE ME THAT PHONE!!!" he yelled

"Oh crap!"

I proceed to run...

"COME BACK YOU STUPID SON OF BITCH!!!"

It's 11:38, I'm still tired because there's a fly buzzing around all night and I couldn't sleep so I hid under cover awake. Now that thing is gone for now, but it's still in there...trust me I dealt with those types before.

I'll try to kill it...

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It's now 12:32, the fly is still there and as of now I have a bowl on my head for a helmet and a rolled up newspaper as a weapon. No idea where it is but it buzzed by a moment ago, even went close to my ear to taunt me, that sick bastard!

I'll have to be careful, these things are cunning and evil...

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It's 1:03 and just now I was under attack, even used a lamp to defend myself from that assault. That fly is incredibly fast, I could barely dodge it. As for the room right now? Let's just say at least it still looked a lot better than the hotel rooms in Nagano in 1998 when it was trashed by the U.S. Hockey Team.

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It's 1:28 and I just locked that bastard int he bathroom, I'll wait for the perfect moment to attack...

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1:40, I should attack any minute now...

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2:05, I just jumped into the bathroom launching a massive assault but I missed and broke a mirror and knocked down a shower curtain. I had to retreat and prepare for my next move to kill that little monster!

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2:54, I'm taking a break and just ordered out. Yeah you can do that apparently, hotels don't mind if you order a pizza.

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3:40, gave it another shot when I re-enter the bathroom and yell "DIE!", but I narrowly missed and stormed back out.

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3:57, have it another shot but the thing grew and I got freaked out!

With that I jumped out of the bathroom...

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4:11, launched another assault!

I managed to hit it in the head with a rolled up newspaper but that thing then yelled "CUT THAT OUT!"

I retreated out of the bathroom once again...it grew...

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4:15, I decide to take a break and turn on the televison where I found out Bode Miller just won a gold medal.

Finally!

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4:22, I threw a glass at the fly...

It yelled "OW, WHAT THE HELL!"

I ran back out...

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5:00, I took out a glass bottle and breaks it over the fly's head. Soon a lump appears over his head with imagery of birds flying around his head. He was dazed and then I triple kicked him in the head before tying him up with a shower thingy.

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6:03, finally it's over!

Security and the motel manager comes in. I told them what happened and show them the unconscious fly in the bathroom.

One of them said, "Damn!"

...so after the government killed off the dinosaurs and secretly start planning world domination, they would eventually realize a diversion is needed. So with that, they orchestrated 9/11 and framed Osama Bin Laden so they can start an illegal war in Iraq...

The more I watched this piece of shit called "Zeitgeist 3: I Swear It's Not Made On Drugs!", more I start feeling blue shade clouding my face. C'mon seriously who's stupid enough to believe this crap? I mean there's no one in a right mind would believe this, right?

...and so afterward, the NWO will be established and they got to be stopped or they will harness the power of Xenu to conquer the universe!

But then turns out I lived up to my NG user name once again...

"It made sense, no wonder why the world is fucked up!" one said

"Yeah!" said another

Then I said "You guys are idiots!"

After that "documentary" is over at the small theater behind an actual movie theater, some of the idiots came up to me and said "About what you said, I beg your pardon?"

"I said you guys are idiots, how can anyone believe that?" I said

"You sheeple are ignorant, there's tons of proofs right there!" one said

"Yeah, this documentary never lies!" said the other

"So you're calling me a 'sheep' yet you believe any crap made by crackpot with nothing better to do?" I said

"Have a better explanation?"

Then I sarcastically said "Hey maybe the universe is made by a combination of Pepsi and Mentos creating a big bang with government experiencing it at WTC but screwed it up and the 9/11 attack is orchestrated by David Blaine to cover it up with magic!"

Then everyone in the room gasped...

"It made sense!"

"I get it!"

"I should have known!"

Then soon everyone panics and ran out smashing the vending machines nearby. Witnessing the carnage that happened to vending machines I was going to use to order a soda...I face palmed and said "Why do I encourage them?"

Then I notice there's a door behind one of the vending machines before it was tipped over. There's a security code that have to be entered so I used my psychic powers to unlock the door without breaching it. After walking inside, I saw a room down the hall so I quietly crept toward it before taking a peek what's behind the door. There I saw couple of people repairing a robot and then I realized they're repairing icean!

I came into the room, knocked out one dude from the back.

"Hey who are you and how did you get through the security?" his colleague said

I promptly beat the crap out of the other dude.

"Yippie-ki-yay-forget it!"

I pour anti-freeze into not-fully-repaired icean and then sparks starts flying followed by puffs of smoke. This time I believe this is the end of one of Newground's lesser known voting-bots that's for certain.

"Revenge...snuffed before being served cold!"

On my way out. there's someone block the path...it's Dream-of-Duke! One of the most idiotic users on Newgrounds before his return to China several months ago.

"Halt! You shall not pass!" he said before yelling something in a chinese dialect I have never heard before so I assumed it's manchu.

Trust me, I know how mandarin and cantonese sounds like being that I'm fluent in the latter.

Quickly I bull-rushed that idiot, knocking him down before running him over on my way out. Afterward I slammed the door shut and saw couple of people looking at me like as if I have just escaped from rehab.

"Are you okay?" one said

"I thought I just saw Billy Mays..." I said

"Dude let it go, the king is dead"

There's a commotion in a nearby warehouse so I snuck in just to take a look. The room is filled with white people and some of them were holding pickets written "White America!". I quickly put on my black sunglasses to cover my eyes to to keep my cover. Soon I snuck to the back of the stage and used my psychic powers to screw up whatever they were going to show on the screen later and then I wait until the festivities begins.

Soon a dude in a KKK outfit appears on a stage and said "People, it's time that we take back what was rightfully ours!"

The people cheered.

"We will end this invasion and soon this great nation will return to it's former glory!"

Then they all start chanting "White Power!"

Then soon I show up right next to that racist prick and said "I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Adolf Hitler is the greatest racist asswipe of all time!"

"Who the hell are you?" he said

"How about it, you people wanted the blacks, asians, and hispanics out of this country right?"

"Yes!"

"Because you want the people to stay in the country of their own origin?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Then once it's done, how about you people move back to Europe and let the Natives take the country back?"

"FUCK NO!"

"That wasn't fair was it?"

Then someone came and snatch my sunglasses from behind...

"Wait a minute...you're not white!"

"Uh oh!"

Then jumped out of the way before someone behind me can grab me from there and then I leaped off the stage running on the people's heads. Soon I made my way to the vending machine which I kicked, causing several cans of soda to pour out. I pick up two cans at a time and proceeds to shake them violently before tossing them like grenades.

"OW, MY EYES!"

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"

After pocking the remaining cans, I close the door and jam it with pennies so they can't get out. Then I look at the watch...

"...3...2...1...Showtime!"

Then a segment from Martin Luther King's speech is heard from the door and people starts panicking. After that was over...

Uwe Boll presents...

Everyone behind the door starts screaming even louder and tries to break it down to no avail. Don't blame me, they had it coming.

While taking some time off from dropping banhammer on unsuspecting users one day, Canas was busy looking at girl-on-girl pornography he discovered on google. While getting turned on by pictures of two girls kissing, he heard a noise. Quickly he switched back to Newgrounds and noticed there's a new message on his PM. Figuring that someone must have reported a troll to him, he went to check it out...turns out it wasn't the case. To his surprise it's a message send from a mysterious user called "unknown".

"Who could it be?" he said

After opening the message he received, it turns out to be a link to a suspicious website.

"So it says here that if I submit my personal NG info, they'll give me free cadny...KEWL!"

After stupidly submitting his NG information into a phishing site, a message pops up...

LOL! HAXXORED!

"NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Few days later...

"So another one of our mods have been hacked, since then Canas haven't been see or heard from" said EagleRock

"So what does it mean?" said SlntCobra1

"It means that there's a possibility that DD is at it again!" said Coop83

Soon SC got freaked out and starts running around in circle

"What's up with him?" Coop asked

"Ever since he read Byte's story where he got killed off in a gruesome manner...well one thing led to another" said EagleRock

"So what are we gonna do now?" said Ismael92

"We'll contact idiot-buster and John McClane, there's a crisis going down in New York City and there's a chance that whoever's behind Cana's disappearance may have something to do with this too"

Then SC stops moping and said "McClane? What is he doing here?"

"He lives in New York," said Coop

"No not that, why is he with us? Didn't he have something better to do than going after some faggots on the internet?"

"Wade paid him $40,000 and besides, his daughter's boyfriend's a NG user as well" said EagleRock

"But what about Riggs? I'm sure..."

"Actually Riggs have something better to do, also besides he have been out of public eye for a while since that drunken incident few years ago"

Meanwhile...

"Alright, we'll be on it" said McClane before hanging up the phone

"What's going on? Did it have anything to do with the traffic light glitches in Manhattan?" said idiot-buster

"That and the fact that another moderator went missing"

"Not again!"

"We'll just have to find those bastards before it gets worse"

"Yeah and once it's over, can you please stop freeloading from us?"

"No deal kid!"

After making their way to Manhattan by train, they notice a bunch of traffic lights blinking erratically with colors switching randomly. Soon IB caught a sight of a black briefcase lying right next to a pay phone.

"Hey McClane, there's a black briefcase right next to a pay phone" he said

"What? It can't be..." said McClane as he crept toward the briefcase

"What do you mean?"

After taking a briefcase to an isolated area, McClane backs away and proceeds to open fire at a suspicious object. Upon impact the briefcase explodes, leaving a crater roughly the size of C.C. Sabathia on the ground.

"What do I mean? Want to know what it means?"

"What's going on here?"

"Whoever behind this...just ripped off the methods used in the third film!"

"Those bastards!"

Soon the phone starts ringing...

McClane picks up the phone and said "Who the hell are you?"

The great John McClane, a pleasant surprise!

"Who do you expect? The Jonas Brothers"

Ah...your wisecracks, but here's one of my own and if you're not careful, you may get burned!

"Already did plenty of times on lottery, if you're not careful I may crack your head open and fry your brain sunny-side up!"

How about a game, if you win then you may find a clue to my identity...

"The loser dies, am I correct?"

You won't have to worry if you're smart enough...

"let me guess, Simon says?"

No, it's a riddle and here it is...down at the bottom of a canal, there's a surprise waiting to meet at the prime of day.

Then the call ends...

"Down at the canal?"

"McClane, what happened?"

"He said there's a surprise at the bottom of the canal waiting to meet at the prime of day..."

"There's no canal in this city...wait a minute..."

"What?"

"There's Canal Street, just five blocks from here"

"Way to go kid, now we'll just have to get there fast"

"Why?"

"The prime of day meant noon, and we have five minutes!"

Catching the next car passing by, McClane shows the driver the badge and said "Official police business" before throwing him out of the car.

"Buckle up kid, you're in for a ride of your life"

"I hate the sound of that" IB said

Soon McClane drove the vehicle right onto the sidewalk at fifty miles per hour with many pedestrians jumping out of the way. After a minute or two, McClane stop the car in a screeching halt before bursting out of the door.

"Stay in the car kid and here's the phone, call the police and tell them there's a gang warfare over there!" said McClane

"Couldn't I just tell them what's happening?" said IB

"They won't believe you, trust me kid"

Then McClane went down to the subway station knowing the "surprise" is a bomb. There he would discover a small device attached to a payphone. Detective from the NYPD slowly open up the small device and learn that the clock is ticking...

...2:01...2:00...1:59...1:58...

A yuppie came and said "What's going on here?"

"Just back away to a safe distance, there's a bom-"

"A BOMB?!"

Soon everyone panics and starts fleeing from the station.

"You have to say 'bomb', nice going John" McClane said to himself as he quickly finds the switch and turns off a bomb

Then a phone start ringing...

McClane picks up the phone and said "Hello"

So you and your little friend have solved the riddle, bravo and now for the second round...

"I have a better idea, why don't you just show yourself holding a sign that says 'I'm a lowlife reject, please beat me'? That way you can do everyone a favor"

It's good to be mobile, but if you're not careful...you'll freeze like a statue...

Then the call ends...

Suddenly the entire city blacks out!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" McClane screams

Soon the police arrives

"John McClane...I should have known" said one of the officers

"Patrick Dunham, you sure don't happy to see me" said McClane

"Whenever you're around, there's chaos, what is it this time and there's no robbery is there?"

"Okay, what really happen is some nut just hijacked Manhattan and planted a bomb down at the train station"

He hands over the bomb

"It's disarmed"

"I'll file request for a bomb squad, let us handle this"

"THERE'S NO TIME, THAT BASTARD'S GOING TO STRIKE AGAIN AT THE GAS STATION!"

"FUCK NO! EVERY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING, ANOTHER TROUBLE FOLLOWS, STAY OUT OF THE WAY AND WE'LL CATCH WHOEVER RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!"

As the police were busy investigating the scene, McClane got back into the car and said "Kid, the laptop you have is wireless right?"

"Yeah" said IB

"Once the phone rings again, trace the call"

Then he drives to the closest Mobile gas station as a first choice but no one's here. Afterward he drives to another Mobile gas station and saw a man wearing a sports cap along with a trench coat.

"I have been waiting for you assholes!" he said

Then he takes out a light saber...

Seeing the cap, idiot-buster said "Dude be careful, this guy's a Charger fan"

"Charger fan? Then I'll just have to be careful" said McClane as he loads his weapon

Soon he starts walking toward the crazed Charger fan who then twirled around and danced with his sword play with his light saber saying "Scared much?"

McClane promptly shoots him in the face answering "No"

After smashing the light saber handle, all the lights went back on although since it's daylight, it wouldn't have cause much damage aside from messing up the time and the VCR whom people are using to tape their favorite shows with.

A phone rings nearby...

IB quickly starts tracing the call as McClane picks up the phone

My...my...my...even tougher than I thought, you sure have lived up to your reputation.

"What the hell are you after?"

Nothing, I'm just doing it for the lulz...now here's the next riddle...from where the bad team's humble beginning starts, ends after it blossomed and will again once the fatman starts for the rival team...

The call ends...

McClane then calls the security at the apartment where Polo Grounds used to be and they found the bomb. It was immediately disarmed and soon it's becoming clear the mastermind's riddles are becoming easier to figure out.

"Dude I found it!" IB yelled

"Good job kid, where do the call come from?" said McClane

After arriving at the location where the mastermind is at, they burst in and to their surprise...

"CANAS?" IB yelled

"Um...hey?" Canas said nervously

"Wait a minute...for all this time it was you?" said McClane

"Why Canas?"

Soon Canas stammers for a second before explain what was going on...

"Truth is that...I wasn't hacked, I was phished and it was embarrassing so I moved out of Canada to this city to cause havoc so you would think I was hacked" he said

"You mean for all this time the city was thrown into chaos all because you didn't want anyone to find out that you're stupid enough to submit your info to a suspicious website?" said IB

"Yeah"

"Do you realize the lives you have placed in danger all because of this facade? Some people died just because you wanted to cover up your idiocy! "

"Well...guess I should have thought this one through..."

Soon McClane got out of the room and angrily punched the wall yelling "Yippy-ki-yay-FUCKING DUMBASS!!!"

Made my way to another city few days ago, then I got sick and spend nearly the past week there. I'm starting to get better so no need to worry. It's a good thing nothing's going on lately or that would have been a problem.

That's pretty much it, so yeah...

Also on the playoffs, the Jets are the only "New York" team in the playoffs and here's hoping that they'll have a magical run like the Giants had in 2007, that would be neat. There's no guarantee however so who knows and so on. Hopefully the Dallas Cowchips will lose to the Vikings, especially with that piece of trash player Bozo Adams.

Shortest entry yet but as I said, nothing's going on.

Oh and by the way, anyone catch that episode of "White Collar"?

Peter is a bad guy, never saw that one coming...

Fowler: Burke have never told you who took your girlfriend

Neal: He told me enough...he told me that you took her!

Fowler: No, Burke took your girlfriend...

Neal: That's not true. That's impossible!

Fowler: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Neal: NO! NOOOOO!!!

Okay I'll admit it, few parts of this event were slightly exaggerated but still...that's what happened!

While trekking the woods in Idaho, I encounter some dude from the shedinja chapter. Just before he was ready to make a move, I took out a gun and shot him in the face.

"Lol!" I said

After walking for few more hours, there's a strange figure. Once the mist clears it's some dude with red eyes and a blade on where his right arm used to be. That's when I realize who it was...

"You must be Kiako" I said

"So you knew who I am" he said

"I heard about you from FSS, I have no idea how you made it to our world but I'll kick your ass!"

"Bring it on!"

As I said before, there's a slight exaggeration so...

He was reaching for his pokeball and I quickly slow down my perception of time to kick it out of his hand before leaping out of the way. That blade almost got me...

"Man, that was close" I said

Just when Kiako was about to dice me with his blade, I caught it and using my adrenaline-fueled strength, I slowly lift him up and threw him to a tree.

Stunned, the villain got up and said "WTF?"

No he didn't actually said that, it's something I threw in for fun.

I took out my pistol and starts shooting him, but my arms became shaky after lifting something heavy so I missed.

"Is that the best you can do?" he laughed

As he went to retrieve his pokeball I kicked away, he threw it into the air to call out...

I quickly start firing at him and the bullet hits him in the wrist, damaging something around it.

He screams "NOOO!!!" and was warped away along with a pokemon he was going to call out. Soon i realized something, I could've just blow him away with my kamehameha!

"Damn it!"

Oh well, hopefully that furfag Slash will be ready to stop Kiako on their yet another confrontation. Who knows?

So...do you know what they called Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? Royale with cheese. It's all because of the metric system. Yes I know it's probably just a myth but it's something I just threw in for no reason. Anyway, have you notice that if you have a throat infection, you can sound like Solid Snake.

My throat felt like there's a piece of fish bone lodged somewhere. Another thing, why do people spit outside? It's disgusting!

We already have bombers aka pigeons to worry about, last thing anyone needs right now are drive-by spitters.

What's next? Dirty bombs?

Well after that incident I found my way out of the woods (fileld with mountains, glad I didn't have to climb those) and made my way to Boise.

"Finally!"

I jumped over the guard rail but let's just say that I kinda embarrassed myself after that...

Just take your best guess on what happened, I don't want to talk about it...