"Hey guess what?" someone yelled.
A Giants fan turns around to see Pat Leonard hopping around like a retarded monkey on crack.
"Oh god...it's you again."
The beat reporter continues to hop around the Giants fan and said, "Odell Beckham Jr. is gonna be traded!"
"It's a guarentee because Mara said so!" he continued.
The fan said, "Really? I never heard Mara said anything like that."
"Really?" the reported asked excitedly before adding, "Pay attention and read between the lines, he's gonna be traded to the Rams!"
"And not only that, Matt Patricia will be signed by the Giants, believe it!"
Hearing this, the fan begins to clench his fist in anger knowing that the bullcrap have been proven false for a while now. After all, what kind of idiot would even believe that crap let alone continuing to report it as fact based on something that was twisted out of proportion?
Unfortunately, the onslaught of stupidity didn't end here.
"Hey, the 49ers will have a an awesome combo with Garp and OBJ!"
"He will be going to the Chargers, Vikings, Browns, Patriots, Cardinals, Je-"
The fan looks up in anger after delivering a powerful uppercut to Leonard's jaw, sending him flying into the sky...