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Intermission #81: Every mobile game ads ever.

Posted by Idiot-Finder - August 2nd, 2023


One day at the store, I saw someone cutting in line and a guy yell, "Hey you're cutting in line!"


The person then laughed and said, "I have this OP meta character in my mobile phone and got her all maxed out!"


The offended person then slumped in defeat and walks out of the store (It wasn't until later that evening that I learned he killed himself).


Few minutes later the mobile player then moves up ahead and cuts in front of another person before being punched, sending him flying across the room into a shelf, knocking over some of the ones behind it like a stack of dominos. The dude then struggles to get up before falling back down and looks up to see a construction worker standing menacingly in front of him.


"B-but why? I have this OP meta-"


The construction worker then cuts him off with a laugh and said, "I have this OP meta character too and not only she's max limit broken, I teamed her up with this SSR character and another!"


Then suddenly everyone in the store shouts, "WTF? HOW MUCH DID YOU WHALED!"


"Not a cent! I got some free pulls, used those now outdated codes and signed up at a special time which is ongoing right now."


After helping the guy he beaten back up to his feet, he then continues, "Listen if you use those codes now you can get more for free."


"Really?" the guy beamed.


The worker nods.


"Thank you!" said the now humbled player as he begins to sob and then everyone clapped.


Also I later got thrown out of the store after they found out that I'm the P2W scumbag who have been ruining things for everyone in the PVP the past few weeks.


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~25 years ago, would've loved to team up with you to produce video. Used to be a half decent director.

Nice finale btw. Hope you're doing well old man.... life's a wilderness w/out friends

Hey fucker.

Come to the NG NJ meet, need some help being an old OG and/or conservative. Can't be too far away, and, I'm buying a round of weed and/or drink.... gotta buy pie tho, it's my moral obligation to the crew

Hey you look for idiots?