While taking some time off from dropping banhammer on unsuspecting users one day, Canas was busy looking at girl-on-girl pornography he discovered on google. While getting turned on by pictures of two girls kissing, he heard a noise. Quickly he switched back to Newgrounds and noticed there's a new message on his PM. Figuring that someone must have reported a troll to him, he went to check it out...turns out it wasn't the case. To his surprise it's a message send from a mysterious user called "unknown".

"Who could it be?" he said

After opening the message he received, it turns out to be a link to a suspicious website.

"So it says here that if I submit my personal NG info, they'll give me free cadny...KEWL!"

After stupidly submitting his NG information into a phishing site, a message pops up...

LOL! HAXXORED!

"NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Few days later...

"So another one of our mods have been hacked, since then Canas haven't been see or heard from" said EagleRock

"So what does it mean?" said SlntCobra1

"It means that there's a possibility that DD is at it again!" said Coop83

Soon SC got freaked out and starts running around in circle

"What's up with him?" Coop asked

"Ever since he read Byte's story where he got killed off in a gruesome manner...well one thing led to another" said EagleRock

"So what are we gonna do now?" said Ismael92

"We'll contact idiot-buster and John McClane, there's a crisis going down in New York City and there's a chance that whoever's behind Cana's disappearance may have something to do with this too"

Then SC stops moping and said "McClane? What is he doing here?"

"He lives in New York," said Coop

"No not that, why is he with us? Didn't he have something better to do than going after some faggots on the internet?"

"Wade paid him $40,000 and besides, his daughter's boyfriend's a NG user as well" said EagleRock

"But what about Riggs? I'm sure..."

"Actually Riggs have something better to do, also besides he have been out of public eye for a while since that drunken incident few years ago"

Meanwhile...

"Alright, we'll be on it" said McClane before hanging up the phone

"What's going on? Did it have anything to do with the traffic light glitches in Manhattan?" said idiot-buster

"That and the fact that another moderator went missing"

"Not again!"

"We'll just have to find those bastards before it gets worse"

"Yeah and once it's over, can you please stop freeloading from us?"

"No deal kid!"

After making their way to Manhattan by train, they notice a bunch of traffic lights blinking erratically with colors switching randomly. Soon IB caught a sight of a black briefcase lying right next to a pay phone.

"Hey McClane, there's a black briefcase right next to a pay phone" he said

"What? It can't be..." said McClane as he crept toward the briefcase

"What do you mean?"

After taking a briefcase to an isolated area, McClane backs away and proceeds to open fire at a suspicious object. Upon impact the briefcase explodes, leaving a crater roughly the size of C.C. Sabathia on the ground.

"What do I mean? Want to know what it means?"

"What's going on here?"

"Whoever behind this...just ripped off the methods used in the third film!"

"Those bastards!"

Soon the phone starts ringing...

McClane picks up the phone and said "Who the hell are you?"

The great John McClane, a pleasant surprise!

"Who do you expect? The Jonas Brothers"

Ah...your wisecracks, but here's one of my own and if you're not careful, you may get burned!

"Already did plenty of times on lottery, if you're not careful I may crack your head open and fry your brain sunny-side up!"

How about a game, if you win then you may find a clue to my identity...

"The loser dies, am I correct?"

You won't have to worry if you're smart enough...

"let me guess, Simon says?"

No, it's a riddle and here it is...down at the bottom of a canal, there's a surprise waiting to meet at the prime of day.

Then the call ends...

"Down at the canal?"

"McClane, what happened?"

"He said there's a surprise at the bottom of the canal waiting to meet at the prime of day..."

"There's no canal in this city...wait a minute..."

"What?"

"There's Canal Street, just five blocks from here"

"Way to go kid, now we'll just have to get there fast"

"Why?"

"The prime of day meant noon, and we have five minutes!"

Catching the next car passing by, McClane shows the driver the badge and said "Official police business" before throwing him out of the car.

"Buckle up kid, you're in for a ride of your life"

"I hate the sound of that" IB said

Soon McClane drove the vehicle right onto the sidewalk at fifty miles per hour with many pedestrians jumping out of the way. After a minute or two, McClane stop the car in a screeching halt before bursting out of the door.

"Stay in the car kid and here's the phone, call the police and tell them there's a gang warfare over there!" said McClane

"Couldn't I just tell them what's happening?" said IB

"They won't believe you, trust me kid"

Then McClane went down to the subway station knowing the "surprise" is a bomb. There he would discover a small device attached to a payphone. Detective from the NYPD slowly open up the small device and learn that the clock is ticking...

...2:01...2:00...1:59...1:58...

A yuppie came and said "What's going on here?"

"Just back away to a safe distance, there's a bom-"

"A BOMB?!"

Soon everyone panics and starts fleeing from the station.

"You have to say 'bomb', nice going John" McClane said to himself as he quickly finds the switch and turns off a bomb

Then a phone start ringing...

McClane picks up the phone and said "Hello"

So you and your little friend have solved the riddle, bravo and now for the second round...

"I have a better idea, why don't you just show yourself holding a sign that says 'I'm a lowlife reject, please beat me'? That way you can do everyone a favor"

It's good to be mobile, but if you're not careful...you'll freeze like a statue...

Then the call ends...

Suddenly the entire city blacks out!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" McClane screams

Soon the police arrives

"John McClane...I should have known" said one of the officers

"Patrick Dunham, you sure don't happy to see me" said McClane

"Whenever you're around, there's chaos, what is it this time and there's no robbery is there?"

"Okay, what really happen is some nut just hijacked Manhattan and planted a bomb down at the train station"

He hands over the bomb

"It's disarmed"

"I'll file request for a bomb squad, let us handle this"

"THERE'S NO TIME, THAT BASTARD'S GOING TO STRIKE AGAIN AT THE GAS STATION!"

"FUCK NO! EVERY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING, ANOTHER TROUBLE FOLLOWS, STAY OUT OF THE WAY AND WE'LL CATCH WHOEVER RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!"

As the police were busy investigating the scene, McClane got back into the car and said "Kid, the laptop you have is wireless right?"

"Yeah" said IB

"Once the phone rings again, trace the call"

Then he drives to the closest Mobile gas station as a first choice but no one's here. Afterward he drives to another Mobile gas station and saw a man wearing a sports cap along with a trench coat.

"I have been waiting for you assholes!" he said

Then he takes out a light saber...

Seeing the cap, idiot-buster said "Dude be careful, this guy's a Charger fan"

"Charger fan? Then I'll just have to be careful" said McClane as he loads his weapon

Soon he starts walking toward the crazed Charger fan who then twirled around and danced with his sword play with his light saber saying "Scared much?"

McClane promptly shoots him in the face answering "No"

After smashing the light saber handle, all the lights went back on although since it's daylight, it wouldn't have cause much damage aside from messing up the time and the VCR whom people are using to tape their favorite shows with.

A phone rings nearby...

IB quickly starts tracing the call as McClane picks up the phone

My...my...my...even tougher than I thought, you sure have lived up to your reputation.

"What the hell are you after?"

Nothing, I'm just doing it for the lulz...now here's the next riddle...from where the bad team's humble beginning starts, ends after it blossomed and will again once the fatman starts for the rival team...

The call ends...

McClane then calls the security at the apartment where Polo Grounds used to be and they found the bomb. It was immediately disarmed and soon it's becoming clear the mastermind's riddles are becoming easier to figure out.

"Dude I found it!" IB yelled

"Good job kid, where do the call come from?" said McClane

After arriving at the location where the mastermind is at, they burst in and to their surprise...

"CANAS?" IB yelled

"Um...hey?" Canas said nervously

"Wait a minute...for all this time it was you?" said McClane

"Why Canas?"

Soon Canas stammers for a second before explain what was going on...

"Truth is that...I wasn't hacked, I was phished and it was embarrassing so I moved out of Canada to this city to cause havoc so you would think I was hacked" he said

"You mean for all this time the city was thrown into chaos all because you didn't want anyone to find out that you're stupid enough to submit your info to a suspicious website?" said IB

"Yeah"

"Do you realize the lives you have placed in danger all because of this facade? Some people died just because you wanted to cover up your idiocy! "

"Well...guess I should have thought this one through..."

Soon McClane got out of the room and angrily punched the wall yelling "Yippy-ki-yay-FUCKING DUMBASS!!!"