I was at the store the other day to stock up on food and drinks before I start taking off in few days. For some reason I had a feeling I have forgotten something.

"What could it be?" I said to myself

Figuring that it's probably no big deal, I shrugged it off. While browsing several aisles for bags of chips, I felt something bothering me. Just couldn't shake it off, I knew I have forgotten something, but the question is this...

What did I forget?

As I was wondering while wandering in the store, group of people bust in wearing Richard Nixon masks each carrying guns.

"Everybody get down and don't move!"

As we got down to the floor, I realize something...I forgot to update my fantasy basketball team!

I saw a woman cowering on the ground right next to me with a cellphone in her hand. I took the cellphone and was relieved that it's one of those latest ones. I proceed to log into the web and made my way into Yahoo! Sports.

Some guy in front of me said "Dude, don't be a hero! They'll kill us if they saw you with that phone!"

"I'm not trying to do that, I remember I need to update my fantasy roster, seeing the Shaq will be out for sometime, Shawn Marion will be filling in,"

"You can do that?"

"Yeah,"

Then someone came and stepped on my hand before kicking the cellphone away...

"No cellphone!" he said before walking away

I gave a thumb up to the dude in front of me and said "Don't worry, I got it!"

"Neat!"

Few hours later the cops busts in and took down the robbers. After it was over the woman whose phone I snatched away said "Ooooooh, wait until my brother knows what happened to his phone..."

"What?"

"That's his phone, I borrowed it from him"

"Okay?"

After I left a store, some dude starts chasing me few minutes later.

"YOU BASTARD, YOU OWE ME THAT PHONE!!!" he yelled

"Oh crap!"

I proceed to run...

"COME BACK YOU STUPID SON OF BITCH!!!"