Note: Instrumental version of Kimi Ga Hero plays after the transformation.

I was on my way to Minnesota when some annoying yuppie came and cut right in front of me. In response I shoved the dude and said "What's the big idea?"

He got up and said "Easy, I don't like you,"

"Why? I don't even know you!"

Then he puts on his Chargers cap...

"Wait a minute..." I said

"That's right, I'm a fan of the San Diego Chargers and you will pay for what you have done to my brother in New Zealand!" he said

"Whoa, I didn't know I'm that famous in San Diego,"

Soon that loser Charger fan predictably tried to attack me before I knocked him several meters back. Then he points his hand at me and I had no idea what he was doing until a random helicopter starts passing over us. He quickly points his hand at the helicopter and fires a ki blast at it, destroying it in the process. I was shocked to see that he killed some innocent people until I thought I saw something amidst the smoke.

"Hey there's some parachutes, they're going to be okaaa...wait a minute! I think that's a cloud...yep it's definitely a cloud alright...oh well," I said

The Charger fan smirks and said"You're not very bright are you? Despite being a son of a brilliant scientist..."

"Wait a minute! What the HFIL are you talking about?"

"You're father's a brilliant scientist from what I heard..."

"If he is a scientist then I'd be rich, he works as a pastry chef in a hotel!"

"Whatever, I'm going to send you to another dimension like what did to that helicopter!"

"Actually you're going to end up like every other Charger fans I have ran into!"

Once the battle starts, I dropped my luggage and starts beating the living HFIL out of that reject. Even deflecting his barrage of ki blasts with by bare hands.

"Is that the best you can do? Seriously you suck!" I said

But then took some pills and popped them in before saying "Good thing I have those in handy, prepare for my awesome power of pwnageness!"

As he starts to transform, I stood there wondering if I should attack or wait it out just to see what he'll look like. Besides, there's always some unwritten rule that whenever someone starts transforming, one must stand there idly until it's too late. Yeah, that pretty much how the way things works.

Once the smoke clears, a more muscular figure appears and said "I'm ready!"

He threw a punch at me but then I was able to block it in time. But the blow was enough to send me sliding on my feet several yards backward. Then I picked up a piece of a destroyed helicopter and tries to hit him with it, but the piece of metal breaks upon impact.

"I'm indestructible!" he sneered

So I went and prepare my kamehameha before firing it full blast at that juiced up loser. As he was trying to move out of the way, he got distracted by an airplane passing over us. Then after a resulting explosion, the smoke clears and his left arm is gone.

He collapsed in pain groaning and said "It'll grow...b-back..." before appearing to die from blood loss. As I was ready to walk away, he suddenly got up and regenerates...

"WTF? How is that possible?" I yelled

"Those pills are made from Namekian plants, bought it from a local black market for just fifty grand!" he said

Hearing this, I smiled and said "Thanks for telling me this!"

I fired a ki blast at his head, blowing it off. Once that was done I start firing a barrage of ki blasts at the Charger fan's lifeless corpse to make sure he won't regenerate. All what's left of his body is a pile of reddish-black paste.

"Welcome to the another dimension, the home of HFIL!" I said

After picking up my luggage (actually a sack), I said "Charger fans are almost as pathetic as Jets fans.

After imagining what would happen if the Jets finally wins a Super Bowl after sucking for 40 years, I shuddered. Yes I would be happen if the Jets did indeed wins it all since I considered myself as a sorta fan of that team but after finally making it to the AFC championship game for the first time since 1999...some Jets fans starts to act like their team is superior to the Giants, even had the audacity to call the latter "pathetic".

Remember the last time the Jets won the Super Bowl, the Beatles released "Abbey Road"!