...so after the government killed off the dinosaurs and secretly start planning world domination, they would eventually realize a diversion is needed. So with that, they orchestrated 9/11 and framed Osama Bin Laden so they can start an illegal war in Iraq...

The more I watched this piece of shit called "Zeitgeist 3: I Swear It's Not Made On Drugs!", more I start feeling blue shade clouding my face. C'mon seriously who's stupid enough to believe this crap? I mean there's no one in a right mind would believe this, right?

...and so afterward, the NWO will be established and they got to be stopped or they will harness the power of Xenu to conquer the universe!

But then turns out I lived up to my NG user name once again...

"It made sense, no wonder why the world is fucked up!" one said

"Yeah!" said another

Then I said "You guys are idiots!"

After that "documentary" is over at the small theater behind an actual movie theater, some of the idiots came up to me and said "About what you said, I beg your pardon?"

"I said you guys are idiots, how can anyone believe that?" I said

"You sheeple are ignorant, there's tons of proofs right there!" one said

"Yeah, this documentary never lies!" said the other

"So you're calling me a 'sheep' yet you believe any crap made by crackpot with nothing better to do?" I said

"Have a better explanation?"

Then I sarcastically said "Hey maybe the universe is made by a combination of Pepsi and Mentos creating a big bang with government experiencing it at WTC but screwed it up and the 9/11 attack is orchestrated by David Blaine to cover it up with magic!"

Then everyone in the room gasped...

"It made sense!"

"I get it!"

"I should have known!"

Then soon everyone panics and ran out smashing the vending machines nearby. Witnessing the carnage that happened to vending machines I was going to use to order a soda...I face palmed and said "Why do I encourage them?"

Then I notice there's a door behind one of the vending machines before it was tipped over. There's a security code that have to be entered so I used my psychic powers to unlock the door without breaching it. After walking inside, I saw a room down the hall so I quietly crept toward it before taking a peek what's behind the door. There I saw couple of people repairing a robot and then I realized they're repairing icean!

I came into the room, knocked out one dude from the back.

"Hey who are you and how did you get through the security?" his colleague said

I promptly beat the crap out of the other dude.

"Yippie-ki-yay-forget it!"

I pour anti-freeze into not-fully-repaired icean and then sparks starts flying followed by puffs of smoke. This time I believe this is the end of one of Newground's lesser known voting-bots that's for certain.

"Revenge...snuffed before being served cold!"

On my way out. there's someone block the path...it's Dream-of-Duke! One of the most idiotic users on Newgrounds before his return to China several months ago.

"Halt! You shall not pass!" he said before yelling something in a chinese dialect I have never heard before so I assumed it's manchu.

Trust me, I know how mandarin and cantonese sounds like being that I'm fluent in the latter.

Quickly I bull-rushed that idiot, knocking him down before running him over on my way out. Afterward I slammed the door shut and saw couple of people looking at me like as if I have just escaped from rehab.

"Are you okay?" one said

"I thought I just saw Billy Mays..." I said

"Dude let it go, the king is dead"