It's 11:38, I'm still tired because there's a fly buzzing around all night and I couldn't sleep so I hid under cover awake. Now that thing is gone for now, but it's still in there...trust me I dealt with those types before.

I'll try to kill it...

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It's now 12:32, the fly is still there and as of now I have a bowl on my head for a helmet and a rolled up newspaper as a weapon. No idea where it is but it buzzed by a moment ago, even went close to my ear to taunt me, that sick bastard!

I'll have to be careful, these things are cunning and evil...

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It's 1:03 and just now I was under attack, even used a lamp to defend myself from that assault. That fly is incredibly fast, I could barely dodge it. As for the room right now? Let's just say at least it still looked a lot better than the hotel rooms in Nagano in 1998 when it was trashed by the U.S. Hockey Team.

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It's 1:28 and I just locked that bastard int he bathroom, I'll wait for the perfect moment to attack...

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1:40, I should attack any minute now...

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2:05, I just jumped into the bathroom launching a massive assault but I missed and broke a mirror and knocked down a shower curtain. I had to retreat and prepare for my next move to kill that little monster!

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2:54, I'm taking a break and just ordered out. Yeah you can do that apparently, hotels don't mind if you order a pizza.

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3:40, gave it another shot when I re-enter the bathroom and yell "DIE!", but I narrowly missed and stormed back out.

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3:57, have it another shot but the thing grew and I got freaked out!

With that I jumped out of the bathroom...

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4:11, launched another assault!

I managed to hit it in the head with a rolled up newspaper but that thing then yelled "CUT THAT OUT!"

I retreated out of the bathroom once again...it grew...

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4:15, I decide to take a break and turn on the televison where I found out Bode Miller just won a gold medal.

Finally!

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4:22, I threw a glass at the fly...

It yelled "OW, WHAT THE HELL!"

I ran back out...

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5:00, I took out a glass bottle and breaks it over the fly's head. Soon a lump appears over his head with imagery of birds flying around his head. He was dazed and then I triple kicked him in the head before tying him up with a shower thingy.

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6:03, finally it's over!

Security and the motel manager comes in. I told them what happened and show them the unconscious fly in the bathroom.

One of them said, "Damn!"