There's a commotion in a nearby warehouse so I snuck in just to take a look. The room is filled with white people and some of them were holding pickets written "White America!". I quickly put on my black sunglasses to cover my eyes to to keep my cover. Soon I snuck to the back of the stage and used my psychic powers to screw up whatever they were going to show on the screen later and then I wait until the festivities begins.

Soon a dude in a KKK outfit appears on a stage and said "People, it's time that we take back what was rightfully ours!"

The people cheered.

"We will end this invasion and soon this great nation will return to it's former glory!"

Then they all start chanting "White Power!"

Then soon I show up right next to that racist prick and said "I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Adolf Hitler is the greatest racist asswipe of all time!"

"Who the hell are you?" he said

"How about it, you people wanted the blacks, asians, and hispanics out of this country right?"

"Yes!"

"Because you want the people to stay in the country of their own origin?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Then once it's done, how about you people move back to Europe and let the Natives take the country back?"

"FUCK NO!"

"That wasn't fair was it?"

Then someone came and snatch my sunglasses from behind...

"Wait a minute...you're not white!"

"Uh oh!"

Then jumped out of the way before someone behind me can grab me from there and then I leaped off the stage running on the people's heads. Soon I made my way to the vending machine which I kicked, causing several cans of soda to pour out. I pick up two cans at a time and proceeds to shake them violently before tossing them like grenades.

"OW, MY EYES!"

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"

After pocking the remaining cans, I close the door and jam it with pennies so they can't get out. Then I look at the watch...

"...3...2...1...Showtime!"

Then a segment from Martin Luther King's speech is heard from the door and people starts panicking. After that was over...

Uwe Boll presents...

Everyone behind the door starts screaming even louder and tries to break it down to no avail. Don't blame me, they had it coming.