One day I was at KFC eating a bucket of extra crispy when I notice a group of losers outside protesting. I went outside and said "What's up doc?"

"We're protesting the cruelty performed by the KFC, join us an--WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE EATING A CHICKEN!!!" said the Petards

"Yeah so?" I said

"...OH!!! I GET IT!"

"What?"

"You're trying to set me up to quote that stupid line from that series from YouTube, nice try!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Nevermind, you're eating meat..."

"So what your point?"

"You're not a vegan...you should die!"

Then a whole crowd of Petards turns towards me...

"Seriously people what the hell is wrong with you?" I said

Without answering, they start marching towards me. With that I point at a random direction and said "Hey look, there's a gang of chickens mugging someone!"

"Where?"

Then I made a run for it...

"Hey wait a minute...the chicken gangs are in...YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!"

After few seconds I stopped and threw chicken bones at them before hanging a bucket on one's head.

"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
!! IT'S ON MY FACE! CHICKEN JUICE ON MY FACE! KILL ME!!!" one screamed

"Aren't you just overreacting?" I said

His friend came and said "You have gone too far, time to bring in the big guy!"

A huge muscular black guy shows up...

"Why does it always have to be a black guy?" I said

Soon the black guy smash up a random car for no reason and said "I am known as 'Iron Shirt', nothing can penetrate my body!"

"That sounds gay,"

"Am not!"

"What if someone shoots you?"

"Hit me with your best shot!"

"Okay,"

I raise my arms up to see if I could gather up the energy for genki dama. But after few minutes of standing around with no results...I gave up. Gathering energy to form an energy ball is a lot harder than it looked.

"What the hell are you doing?" he said

Deciding to go with Plan B, I cup my hands together to the side and said "You want my best shot? Okay I'll give you my best shot!"

Soon I promptly launch a massive energy blast at "Iron Shirt". Many of the petafags tried to get out of the way but some were caught in the explosion. Once the smoke clears the black dude who calls himself "Iron Shirt" stood unscathed.

"What the HFIL, you took my kamehameha head on and survived!" I said

Then suddenly "Iron Shirt" runs off yelling "IT STINGS! IT STINGS..."

"So much for 'Iron Shirt',"

Soon the cops arrive and one of the officers said "What the hell just happened? It's like a war zone out there!"

I told them what happened except the part where I used kamehameha and claimed that the Petards tried to suicide bomb KFC but screwed up due to daylight savings. After telling them how I have been pwning the losers, the cops went to hear their side of the story.

"So that's what happened?" he said

Soon the cops turns and gave me thumbs up before proceeding to commit police brutality on the PETA losers.

Then Complete comes up and said "Been there done that,"

"Hey it's been a while, sorry about your friend," I said

"Shit happens,"