At the hotel I'm staying at, some people are making complaints because the building next to us has some activities going on so no one can sleep. Just to let you know, I wasn't able to sleep for the past few days as well so the next morning I went to see what was going on. Yeah I know I developed an unhealthy habit of sticking into other people's business but that's how it is and besides, I need to sleep you know.

I enter the building and strangely enough, no one's guarding the entrance.

"That's weird." I said

After running up the stairs for several floors, I stop to catch my breath and rest for few minutes before continuing on. Then I discover some activity going on at the twelfth floor...I peeped around and saw there's a room filled with...

"Chargers fans! I hate those guys!" I said

I kept myself hidden and listen...

"The time has come for us to take over!"

"YEA!"

"We will take over this country so that way the Chargers will become the America's team!"

"YEA!"

"HIEL RIVERS!" they chant

I haven't been this disturbed since reading a post at the IMDB message board where some idiot said that "Saving Private Ryan" is a violent war movie that will be forgotten in the future. I mean seriously is this guy really that stupid? Well that and the fact that Peeve the Poltergeist gets left out of the Harry Potter movies.

Anyway knowing what those losers are planning to do, I decided to go undercover when I beat one of the Chargers fans unconscious and don his football cap as a disguise. Few minutes later...

"Tonight we will begin the revolt as we have received support from fans of other teams forced to live under the shadows of superior teams!" said the leader as he takes out his assault rifle.

That's when I realize it's getting serious.

"That's not all, with help from our little friend, victory will be ours!"

Then a familiar face appears from behind the stage...Iron Shirt!

"Uh oh!" I said

But then some of the Chargers fans turn to me and said "What do you mean, 'uh oh'?"

"Yeah, are you alright?"

Then I said "Um..yeah, just need to go to the bathroom because I have diarrhea..."

Then the leader said "Make it quick!"

I left and soon one of the follows me saying "You look familiar..."

"There are many people around so some faces are bound to be similar." I said

Then Iron Shirt comes and said "I REMEMBER YOU! EVERYONE, DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!"

A swarm of Chargers fans start chasing me and I ran down the stairs for few floors before hopping to the stairwell right next to it. There I climb up a bit and wait for the swarm to pass down before I jump back, it's a good thing I watched "Back To the Future". Then I made my way to the roof to see if I can jump to another building, but unfortunately the nearest tall building is way too far. Then the leader shows up and said "Go ahead, jump!"

He points his assault rifle at me.

"Suicide would be nice and neat..." he grins

Seeing the roof is stocked with explosives, I hid behind one of them.

"Damn it!" he shouts

I took out a pistol and shot him from behind. Soon a group of Chargers fans came up, many of them lined up and I came out from my hiding spot and took them out in one shot (The bullet went right through, hitting them all at once). After taking out several Chargers fans, I made my way out of the building safely before seeing some more Charger fans and Iron Shirt on the street looking for me.

Knowing I have to be careful, I went to the pay phone and report the activity in the building to the police (The weapons and explosives would be seized with several Chargers fans arrested).

Then a car starts and I saw it's driven by Chargers fans trying to run me over. I leap over the car and they plow right into a fertilizer truck. I made my way back to the hotel where it's safe and sound from those nuts.

I know I'll be facing them again, it's not over yet!

Not to mention Iron Shirt's trying to settle the score with me, so as of now, I have to stay hidden...

One night down at his parent's basement, Superboy Prime was busy trolling the DC forum board when he notices a thread that catches his eyes. "Superboy Prime makes a comeback!"

"Finally, Superboy Prime has his day!" he said

Then he opens a thread and saw a link...there he clicks it and...

To his horror is a music video from the 1980s of a homosexual ginger pop singer dancing...

We're no strangers to love...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

The scream is so loud and powerful that it made a huge tear in the fabric of space and time.

One day I saw a bunch of executives and when i went in for a closer look, I realize those people works for BP. Knowing they're up to something, I decide to follow them so...I went and follow them.

"What could they be doing here?" I said to myself

I follow them to an old warehouse and there I hid behind some old furniture.

"So now that we have succeeded in setting the record for the worst oil spill in the history of mankind, well will take it up a notch!" one of them said

"What?" said the other

"Easy, lit the spill on fire so that way it'll become harder to clean up, that'll teach those no-good environmentalists for interfering our quest to harness the power of the Bermuda Triangle!"

"But how are we going to do that, no one succeeded in harness the power from that thing!"

Then the dude takes out a gun and shoots him

"Any questions?"

Then suddenly I sneezed...I really need to stop sneezing at the wrong time.

"INTRUDER!"

"Uh oh!"

Then the executive smiles, showing off his rotten teeth which made mine look shiny in comparison.

"There's no escaping now!" he said

I hold up my right hand and have my middle and index fingers together, soon i concentrate (It's been a while since I last used this).

All the men freaked out and dropped their weapons screaming "SNAKES!"

Then I ran out of the warehouse, turn around and fire my Kamehameha blast.

Then I said "Okay then..."

Everybody waits in anticipation at the NFL draft as commissioner Pete Rozelle begins to announce the draft. It is the Giant's turn to pick and they haven't been able to make much of a breakthrough due to their struggles since 1963. The year is 1979 and fresh off from a disgraceful year where it was highlighted by the "Miracle in Meadowlands" the fans had enough.

Rozelle begins to announce the name before shaking his head and said "You have got to be kidding me..."

The Giant fans fears the worst...

"For the 7th pick, the Giants chose...*snickers* P...pffft....I'm sorry but teehehe....the Giants selected...Ph...Phil Si...Si...Simms...BWAHAHAHAHA!"

One of the fans screams while other yell "OH NO!"

"Who the hell is Phil Simms?"

Then after regaining his composure, Rozelle then said "Good luck in the 80s you losers, you're going to need it!" before breaking out into laughter once again.

Meanwhile...

Bill Walsh facepalms...

"Damn it, I was going to choose this guy!" he moaned

The scout then said "Well there's still Joe Montana,"

"Alright, do what you gotta do but I don't see him succeeding, he throws like a girl,"

The Giant fans begins to face the uncertain future as there's seemed to be no end in sight regarding the "Wilderness Era" the Giants are going through in the 70s...

Hey y'all, this is SlntCobra1 again, and I am sorry for not getting this up yesterday.

One day at class, Pud was busy napping when the teacher introduces a new girl.

"Okay kids, this is Kayla, she is a transfer student from a far away place so be nice to her." said the teacher.

Once he wakes up, Pud sees a mystic aura surrounding the girl, who is she?

Being somewhat genre savvy, he then shakes his head and said "No way man, that's too silly!"

Later that night, Pud wasn't able to get the girl out of his head. He became fixated with her and tries to think of a way to talk to her. But then he hears a noise and ran outside to check it out (being that he parents are away at the time, it's okay). There he saw a figure firing a red magic beam at the armored muscular man who took the blast without a flinch. Soon the brute punched the ground, causing a minor earthquake, knocking the female figure off her feet before she can fly. Then he points the finger at her and said "Prepare for the wrath of my mystic beam!"

Pud ran and jump to push her out of the way, causing the beam to miss them both. When he looked over, it's Kayla in an armored outfit.

"Kayla?!" Pud yelled.

Then suddenly she starts to cough up blood...

"Truth is...I have a fatal illness that can't be cured and I hasten my death by fighting..." she said

"But why?"

"I came here because I was born here, but seeing someone trying to destroy it is something I can't
bear so I will defend it no matter what..."

"Couldn't you call your friends..."

"I snuck out, they didn't know what is going on..."

Then she gets up and made her final charge at the brute and soon there's an explosion. Pud blacked out and once he comes around, there's a huge crater with no trace of the two from the night before as it's now morning. Although everything returns to normal, Pud will never forget that brief event that have happened while everyone else would forget Kayla have ever existed.

What happened to the two of them, no one knows...

Hey, this is SlntCobra1 again, and sorry for not posting this yesterday. >_<

After a gunshot is being heard, John Wilkes Booth leaps into the stage from above seemingly out of nowhere holding a smoking pistol yelling "Sic semper tyrannis". Soon after that Booth quickly jump off the stage on his way out of the theater. Befuddled at the unexpected turn of events, the audience starts to wonder if it a part of the play.

"I know he's a great actor but I didn't know he's in the play too," one said.

"What do you expect? He steals the scene every single time, I told there there could be a twist!" said the other.

Soon someone was yelling "HELP, THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT!"

"The president's also in the play?"

"I didn't see that coming."

"It looks pretty realistic too, that fake blood looks real..."

"Um...I don't think that's a part of the play...something just happened..."

Hey everyone, this is SlntCobra1 sitting in for Idiot-Finder. I'm in charge of his postings until he's back from China.

I was out for a walk to cool down a bit after the Yankees lost the extra-inning game against the Blue Jays. The worst part of the loss is that it could have been won had the offense cashed in at the 4th inning where they load the bases with no out. Seriously how the hell do you not score a single run from an opportunity like this? It's really frustrating.

After walking for several blocks, I saw something happening at the local grocery. With that I went to see what was going on. Once I went in, to my surprise it...Superboy Prime! For some reason he's holding up the store...

"Nobody move! Do that and I'll kill you all to death, I mean it!" he said

Unsurprisingly, everyone laughed at what he just said. It's the dumbest thing I have ever heard since Bob Raissman of the Daily News claimed that the hitters with home run totals ahead of A-Rod are clean (Really? Barry Bonds is clean?).

"Hey you're Superman Prime, can I have your autograph?" I said

"It's Superboy Prime you retard, GET IT RIGHT!" he yelled

"Whatever stupid asshole,"

"Fuck you, I'll fuck you to death!"

None of us in the start were able to take his threat seriously and we all laughed except for Superboy Prime whose face starts to turn red.

"That's it, I'm going to punch through reality!" he said

"Again?" I said

"I'm not kidding, I'm gonna do it!"

Then he begins to power up and starts yelling "I'LL PUNCH IT! I'LL PUNCH IT TO SHATTER!"

Everyone face palmed...

Then I took a pepper spray from a shelf and blind him with it. Soon he starts screaming and flies into some random direction. After I came home, there's a news report on that some super-powered cry baby got locked up in the insane asylum designed for super powered nutcases. Well, that showed him I guess...

Just this morning some animal rights loser from PETA came and said "Scums like you deserve to suffer, feel the wrath of PETA!"

"Dude, how the hell do you know what I am? Should I file a restraining order?" I said

Seriously how did they manage to track me? Isn't that stalking? All I did was beat the crap out of some of their members and they deserved it!

Anyway I ripped the bumper off the car and proceeds to beat the PETArd to death and soon his body turns into dozens of chickens and they would then scatter to the four corners of the Earth...I think.

"Wow, that was quick!"

Then a car owner came and saw me hold a bumper from his car...

"HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR?" he yelled

"Uh oh!" I said

Then the nut takes out a gun and tires to shoot me. Thinking fast I start waving the bumper like a baseball bat. Here's the payoff...the car owner delivers a pitch...

I barely got out of the way in time...

Count: 1-0

Then here's the next pitch...

I swung and missed, the bullet grazed my arm...

"Ow!"

Count: 1-1

Another pitch...he fires a heater...

I swung but the bullet went through the bat...

Count: 1-2

"This time I won't miss," he said

I took a wild swing and the bumper flew off my hands, hitting the crazy nut in the face. After that I made a run for it into the park where for some reason there's tons of stray dogs running loose. I decide to blend in my acting like a dog by "arfing" at random people...it worked.

"What the hell is that bastard?" he said

Can't believe that retard actually fell for that one, I'm right in front of him and he walks away without noticing something. Soon I got up when I saw a soccer ball rolling toward me and some kid said "Hey mister, can you kick the ball back to us?"

The nut turns around and said "Aha, there you are!"

I quickly kick the ball at him and then it hits him in the gut, sending him flying dozens of yards right into the restroom where he made a huge imprint on the wall.

"That's why they call me the 'Mighty Steel Leg'!" I said

But then some dude came to ruin the moment by pointing out that I stole this from "Shaolin Soccer" so I went to kick the crap out of him, sending him flying into the office building.

I ran into a Canadian tourist one day and he said "Hello there, wonderful weather eh?"

"Yeah, wonderful day," I said

"I better get going, see ya chap!"

I wonder if he's gay...

Anyway while looking for a place to stay, some obnoxious douche bag came up to my face and said "America sucks! This country have no awesome poutine and you guys lost Olympics ice hockey, HA!"

"Another Canadian?" I asked

"Your country's going down, seeing what happened in 2001 is awesome!" he laughed

I took out a gun and blow out part of his head, soon I was going to bury him but saw a homeless looking at us and he looked sad. In fact he looked like he was going to cry and I thought that he's going turn me in when he said "Are you going to eat that?"

Since 2006, a youtube user known as "Gozar" have been trying to warn everyone about the dangers regarding anyone with a "mystic" status. No idea why at the time so I figured it has something to do with the fact that as a DBZ fan, Gohan's probably his least favorite character. Well you have to admit, "Mystic" Gohan was pretty overrated.

But then last April some black dude same at me with a gun and said "Give me yo money mofo!"

It's raining and all I have is my umbrella, I'm in no mood to do anything so I said "Get lost!"

"I'm not kiddin' yo, I'm gonna do it!"

I yawned...

"Stop mocking me yo! I'm mystic!"

Stunned, I said "What?"

"Don't bereve me?"

He lowers his weapon and walks to a random vehicle. Moments later...that stupid asshole picks it up with only one hand!

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Sat around some old wigga 'cuz I'm bored, then soon I can kick anyone's ass!"

"Um...what?"

"I'M MYSTIC!"

Then he points his gun at me. Seeing this, I quickly fold up my umbrella and jam the tip right into the gun nozzle. Soon there's a loud pop, my right forearm went numb, and there's a small smoke with a thug backing away with a stump where his hand used to be. Freaked out by this, I quickly ran like hell until I found a safe place to hide.

"Whew, that was close and what was that just now?"

After waiting for over an hour, I made my way back to the inn and my forearm got better. Well it's safe to say I won't be seeing this guy again, come to think of it...I don't think I'll be seeing anymore mystic losers, I mean what are the odds of that happening?

Speaking of "mystic", I went to look it up by using a computer at the internet cafe a day later and learn one of the QB may have been "mystic" as well. They won't name who not to mention it's a conspiracy site so it's not credible. But if I have to guess, it's ex-Panther's quarterback named Jake Delhomme.

Why?

He matches the site's description of the said player having been to a Super Bowl once, had string of good years before getting hurt and then bounced back with a year where he may have went "mystic". Soon afterward, he turns into a pussy (a major side effect of becoming "mystic" apparently). I feel bad for anyone who is a fan of the Carolina Panthers, bad enough they lost a Michael Strahan wannabe to the Bears and now this?

Having a mystic QB sure does sucked, well at least he's no longer with the kittens...

Man the Panthers and their fans are losers!