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Randum Short #2: My American Cousin

Posted by Idiot-Finder - July 10th, 2010


Hey, this is SlntCobra1 again, and sorry for not posting this yesterday. >_<

After a gunshot is being heard, John Wilkes Booth leaps into the stage from above seemingly out of nowhere holding a smoking pistol yelling "Sic semper tyrannis". Soon after that Booth quickly jump off the stage on his way out of the theater. Befuddled at the unexpected turn of events, the audience starts to wonder if it a part of the play.

"I know he's a great actor but I didn't know he's in the play too," one said.

"What do you expect? He steals the scene every single time, I told there there could be a twist!" said the other.

Soon someone was yelling "HELP, THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT!"

"The president's also in the play?"

"I didn't see that coming."

"It looks pretty realistic too, that fake blood looks real..."

"Um...I don't think that's a part of the play...something just happened..."


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