Since 2006, a youtube user known as "Gozar" have been trying to warn everyone about the dangers regarding anyone with a "mystic" status. No idea why at the time so I figured it has something to do with the fact that as a DBZ fan, Gohan's probably his least favorite character. Well you have to admit, "Mystic" Gohan was pretty overrated.

But then last April some black dude same at me with a gun and said "Give me yo money mofo!"

It's raining and all I have is my umbrella, I'm in no mood to do anything so I said "Get lost!"

"I'm not kiddin' yo, I'm gonna do it!"

I yawned...

"Stop mocking me yo! I'm mystic!"

Stunned, I said "What?"

"Don't bereve me?"

He lowers his weapon and walks to a random vehicle. Moments later...that stupid asshole picks it up with only one hand!

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Sat around some old wigga 'cuz I'm bored, then soon I can kick anyone's ass!"

"Um...what?"

"I'M MYSTIC!"

Then he points his gun at me. Seeing this, I quickly fold up my umbrella and jam the tip right into the gun nozzle. Soon there's a loud pop, my right forearm went numb, and there's a small smoke with a thug backing away with a stump where his hand used to be. Freaked out by this, I quickly ran like hell until I found a safe place to hide.

"Whew, that was close and what was that just now?"

After waiting for over an hour, I made my way back to the inn and my forearm got better. Well it's safe to say I won't be seeing this guy again, come to think of it...I don't think I'll be seeing anymore mystic losers, I mean what are the odds of that happening?

Speaking of "mystic", I went to look it up by using a computer at the internet cafe a day later and learn one of the QB may have been "mystic" as well. They won't name who not to mention it's a conspiracy site so it's not credible. But if I have to guess, it's ex-Panther's quarterback named Jake Delhomme.

Why?

He matches the site's description of the said player having been to a Super Bowl once, had string of good years before getting hurt and then bounced back with a year where he may have went "mystic". Soon afterward, he turns into a pussy (a major side effect of becoming "mystic" apparently). I feel bad for anyone who is a fan of the Carolina Panthers, bad enough they lost a Michael Strahan wannabe to the Bears and now this?

Having a mystic QB sure does sucked, well at least he's no longer with the kittens...

Man the Panthers and their fans are losers!