Yesterday after hearing some noise outside, I went to check it out. I walk out of the door despite some news reports about a flying rabbit with super powers, I didn't believe it and thought it's full of crap. Keep in mind I was going to post my ballot for this month's "Song of the Month" competition by the deadline when I heard the noise so I was annoyed. As soon I went outside, it turns out it's true...it's Super Bunny!

"So Coop83 wasn't lying about the bunny invasion then" I said

Without saying a word, the rabbit picks up a car and toss it right at me. Thankfully he overthrew it and hits a tree instead.

"That's the best you can do?"

"Someone's behind this" I said

The reason is that the rabbit's after me, but why?

Soon Super Bunny fires lasers from his eyes at me, I had to jump out of the way. The beam struck another vehicle and it blew up in an instant. Knowing that there's no way I can beat him without getting more people caught in a crossfire, I have to draw him away. So I ran and Super Bunny begins to fly after me which is what I'm hoping he'd do. As I was running up the hill toward Forest Park, I have to dodge those beams as well. One of them hits another car and I heard someone yelling "You're gonna pay for that!"

After finally reaching the park, I drew him to the bandshell where no one's around and that's where it begins. First I drop-kicked a rock at the rabbit but he caught it and crushed it rather easily.

A woman with groceries was walking by and she stops saying "What is that?"

"Get out of the way!" I screamed

It's too late, the rabbit fires a beam and quickly incinerates her

"You...bastard..." I growled, angered at the fact that the rabbit killed an innocent bystander...

"I won't let you get away with this!" I yelled

Super Bunny smiles and was ready to fire a beam at me, he had no idea what's in store for him, silly rabbit. He fires his usual eye beam and I dodged them, even used my supernatural power to slow down time in my point of view, dodging it Matrix style. Amid the smoke, I got up and runs to the woman's remains hoping her groceries have what I needed, fortunately it did. This little wabbit is now done for as you'll know why.

"Hey rabbit! You're finished, that's right, finished!"

Super Bunny turns around and looks at me in confusion, then I took out a carrot from a dead woman's grocery bag and points it right at him. Seeing the carrot, the rabbit show signs of fear in his eyes and begins to back away from me, the table's turned.

As that furry bastard tries to fly away, I threw a carrot at him and it struck it's target. Soon the rabbit lifelessly fell from the sky and hits the ground with a carrot sticking out of his back. It's pretty gruesome, especially with blood leaking out of the body before seeping to the ground. Needless to say, that's the end of Super Bunny.

"I gotta admit, it's impressive how you have managed to kill our geneticly enhanced rabbit juiced up with steroids"

I turn around and recognize the person, it's that bastard who tried to bomb me few days before, what does he want?

"I thought you'd be in jail" I said before continuing "Guess it's safe to say that professor is behind all this,"

"Correct, ever since what happened back in Manhatten, he's been plotting to destroy you and won't stop until it finally happens," he said

"How did you escape?"

"Thanks to that insanity plea, I was send to a holding area where the security is lackluster thanks to Bloomberg's and Patterson's budget cuts which allowed me to escape with ease, not only that, a good friend is here with me as well..." as he snaps his finger

Soon from behind several trees, a huge imposing figure shows up, it's dick neck!

"Dick neck?" I said

"Don't call me dick neck!" DrForeman growls

"Easy, you will attack once I tell you to" the goon said

"As you wish" said DrForeman as he calms down

"How did his neck turn up like that?" I asked

"His dad's a giraffe, professor De Genova took him in and kept him in a cage for decades until few days ago in order to prepare to kill you," said the goon

The wind blows and I looked around hoping no one else is around, thankfully there's no need to worry about that for a moment.

Then dick neck said "Sir, I have something to say to you,"

"What is it?" the goon answered

"I have no use for you anymore, you must die!"

"What do you mean?"

Then suddenly dick neck's neck stretched and roped around the goon, soon there's a cracking sound and the goon struggles to scream before being choked out until trace of life is gone. After DrForeman unwraps him, the goon's broken body lifelessly falls to the ground, that's the end of him.

"Why?" I asked

"For all those years, he made fun of my neck, do you know how it feels to be bullied from outside while you're locked inside a cage?"

I stood in amazement

"For all those years I have been waiting for a right moment to kill him and now I did, for helping to make fun of me on newgrounds, you are next Idiot-Finder!"

"How did you know my alias?" I said

"I have my source thanks to Chris Beer,"

Quickly DrForeman stretch his neck toward me but I made few leaps backwards to avoid his long headbutt. Soon his head retracts back to his body and said "Impressive but next time you won't be so lucky"

"Why are you trying to kill me? All I did was making few posts in that thread"

"In those few post, you compared me to that character from One Piece! Also you did intend to post a picture of Loch Ness!"

"Oh...right..."

"Now you die!" as he stretch his head toward me again, but this time I was ready

I grabbed his head and start swinging him around and around until he screams "Let me go!"

"Okay," and did as told by letting him go, soon he was flung to the carousel

I ran up to the carasol and saw him on the ground with his head on the stand, there I curb stomp him, crushing his head.

"What is the big idea? I'm calling the cops!" screamed the carousel worker who saw what I have done

Suddenly a body got up and dick neck's head grew back

"What the..."

Dick neck smirks and said "That hurts you fucktard!"

"What the hell are you?"

Soon dick neck's neck wraps around the carousel worker and threatens to kill him if you don't give up.

"Your choice faggot, you die or he dies!" he said

Then suddenly a pigeon flew by and crap on his head

"AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" as he unwraps the hostage

Quickly seizing the opportunity, I performed a jump-kick and knocked him to one of the fake horses. Then I picked up a tool the worker dropped when he was taken hostage and proceeds to stab dick neck several times with it. Afterwards I plunge it into his neck and decapitate him, there I thought "Maybe this time it won't grow back"

Boy was I wrong.

After cutting his head off, the body promptly sprung up and his head grows back again.

"Thanks for doing me a favor of getting rid of my head with bird shit you loser!"

(For those who wonder, his old head shriveled up to a small twig, it's pretty creepy)

"What the hell are you waiting for?" I said to the worker

"..."

"Go to the phone booth and call the police!"

"Okay!" as he runs off

Dick neck was ready to go after him saying "Do I give you permission to leave?"

"I did!" as I caught dick neck off guard with my small one-hand energy blast (no one's around so it's safe, forgot about it when I fought against Super Bunny...) which hits him in the back, leaving a huge hole on his body which regenerates shortly after.

"You will die" dick neck said as he turns to me

For much of the battle I have the upper hand, but thanks to his ability to regenerate I was unable to finish him off. As hours went by I begin to wear down and so I decide to hide for a moment until I can get a bit of breather.

"You can't hide from me for long, thanks to the fact that the professor is familiar to greek mythology my head grow back although not in mulitple form! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Greek mythology? Wait a minute!

I then snuck out of the park while dick neck was searching for me. After making my way to the store, I went to buy a cigarette lighter, but there's one problem...

"I.D. please" said the clerk

"What do you mean?"

"Unless you have an identification, we can't allow you to buy the lighter due to smoking ban"

"Listen, I support the smoking ban as much as the next guy but this is an emergency!"

"Sure, I believe you"

"If you don't let me buy this, someone's going to die!"

"Is that a threat?"

"No! Are you stupid?"

"Sir, I don't take insults too kind..." when dick neck burst into the store

"So there you are!" he roared

"See what I mean?" I said to the clerk

"Oh, my bad"

"Be happy it wasn't that idiot from Britain"

"Time to kick your ass!" dick neck screams

Soon his neck stretched to everyone's horror and wraps it around me saying "It's over, goodbye!"

I did something that takes a bit of common sense, I bit his neck.

"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" and quickly unwraps me

I got away and took out a lighter

"What are you gonna do? Smoke me?" he said

I ran to one of the hardware aisles and he follows soon after. There I ran to the section where they sell knives and I took of one of those long ones.

"So what, I'll just grow it right back," he sneered

I turn on the lighter and use it to head the blade, slowly part of it begins to glow orange. As he makes his moves, I made mine and slice his head off yet again, but this time it's different. Heating a blade again, I place a searing blade onto a bloody stump where his head used to be and that's when it became gruesome. Seriously, to those who are reading, just be glad your not there when it happened, it's a disturbing sight as some of the store patrons passed out from watching.

His head is grew back but...

"AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH! MY HEAD!!! IT HURTS!!!" and that was before he look at his reflection from one of the knives where he sees his disfigured face

"MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! IT'S RUINED!" he continues

After few blows to his head and his gut, he's out cold

"Is it over?" I said

A store patron came to check his pulse

"He's alive but out cold, guess it is over"

After this incredible ordeal, I was on my way home and dick neck was carried away on a stretcher with a straight-jacket (and some sedation). Upon reaching home, I got on a computer to vote on the "SOTM" when I realized it's too late. Because of what happened, I have been away for several hours, it's already past the voting deadline:

DQed (Max Power & Kevin Wrightly)

"NO!"

Because of this, I'm (Max Power) banned from this month's competition!

Depressed, I went to take a walk despite being late at night and there I was confronted by that Charger fan from Boston.

"Well, we meet again!" he said

In my angst filled anger, I beat the crap out of him. Soon some more people ran after me, as they were chasing me I stopped near the deli and turn back. There I took off the handles from the kid's bicycle and tie them together to create a nunchuku. Despite being exhausted from that fight with dick neck, I was able to take down that Charger fan's friends and now it's over. Afterwards I walk back home to get some rest after a long day.