I was getting ready to leave for Hong Kong (in few days, I'm lazy) to settle something when I was called to the hotel. Someone on the phone told me to meet him in a hotel room in Manhattan claiming that he have clues regarding the portal scandal. After taking a J train and then an E train to Manhattan where I went to the Sheraton hotel, I follow the directions I have written down. There I took an elevator up to the 5th floor and enter the room I was told to meeet someone, don't know who. Whoever it is, he's pretty nervous for some reason and he said that the clue is in the giant box.

"The box is huge, I hope you're telling the truth" I said

"Um...gotta go, I need to get something, wait here" he said

After he left, he then lock the door for unknown reason until I realize something...it's a TRAP!!!

The box burst open and inside was a robot that look like a cross between crash dummy and Ultraman.

Soon the television turns on by itself and on the screen it's Nicholas De Genova

"I should've known!"

"This is what you get for stopping me twice, this time there's no escape and I've known about your acrophobia, what are you going to do now?"

The robot floats up and flew toward me, I dodged it and it hits the wall breaking it

Suddenly I got an idea, I position myself in front of the door and wait

"I know what you're going to do, it's not going to work" he said

"Damn it!"

Knowing the crazy professor have thought ahead, picked up a broomstick and use it as a weapon

"C'mon!"

The robot flies toward me, I hit it with a stick and then it comically flips several time

"Wood is good" as I hit it again and again and again and again until it breaks

Self-destruct initiates in 10...9...8...7...

"WTF!" and having no choice, I jumped out of the window where luckily I land on an awning (ripping it at the same time due to my weight fell through after bouncing for a bit from impact)

Then there's a explosion which took out the entire room I was in and I saw that backstabbing prick trying to run after ordering hotdog from a vender. I chased him down and start beating the crud out of him screaming "You bastard!"

The two cops who saved me from that Charger fan over a month ago came and restrained me saying "Okay enough, it's enough, he had enough..."

Afterwards I did calm down and they cuff that idiot before taking him away. After coming home, I turn on the television and there's a news about the event that happened, the traitor was arrested and will be put away for some time....at least he was before he pled insanity.