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"So you must be Fred Phelps, the minister of the infam-er...I mean famous Westboro Baptist Church?"
Fred Phelps looked up and saw a man in a business suit standing in front of the table he's sitting on and said, "Yes, I'm Fred Phelps, what do you want?"
"I'm a representative of a designer brand Sasson and we read of your church's exploits so I was send here to find you and ask whether if you're interested in signing an endorsement deal with us." the man answered.
The minister thought for a moment, "An endorsement deal? If I sign a deal with a company, it may bring our church some money and perhaps an added publicity as well."
Buoyed by excitement, the homophobic minister jumped up and said, "Hell yes, as long we get paid!"
"Good!" said the representative as he takes out a piece of paper.
"Now if you can just sign here and there..."
Few weeks later,
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