Total Medals Earned: 8,085 (From 1,328 different games.) Total Medal Score: 146,545 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (170/170 points)
Score over 1000 points
Achieve a link of 10 or more
Score over 3000 points
Achieve a link of 15 or more
Score over 5000 points
Achieve a link of 20 or more
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
Start playing
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (105/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 11/13 (290/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/240 points)
Check out sandbox mode!
Get an overall score of 2000+ in Easy mode!
Read the extraordinarily interesting instructions!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Normal mode!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Hard mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, in any mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, on Hard mode!
Get an overall score of 2700+ on Hard mode!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/65 points)
Set Darcy on fire.
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/60 points)
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.