Total Medals Earned: 8,085 (From 1,328 different games.) Total Medal Score: 146,545 Points
Medals Earned: 12/15 (330/405 points)
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/65 points)
Get 150 score.
Get 405 score.
Get 5010 score.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (305/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/205 points)
Finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 7/12 (135/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 15/16 (430/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/410 points)
Smash 5 bone piles
Smash 5 gold piles
Fall 20 tiles
Vandalize the courtyard fountain
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill a zombie with the basic slash
Beat the Goblin King without taking damage
Beat the Tower Demon without taking damage
Beat 10 levels consecutively without dying
Collect all 6 hidden gems
Beat the game 100%
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/155 points)
Kill 50 Enemies
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/40 points)
Exactly what the title says.
...
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
At least there's food this time.
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.