Total Medals Earned: 8,064 (From 1,323 different games.) Total Medal Score: 146,230 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (155/180 points)
Survived level 5 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 10 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 15 in Infinite Mode
You defeated the biggest threat in the galaxy!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (90/340 points)
Play the game 1 time.
Deflect your first "Meteor".
Deflect your first "Butter".
Deflect 45 "Meteors".
Play the game 5 times.
Deflect 30 "Butter".
Deflect your first "Kitten".
Deflect 15 "Kittens".
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/270 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Visit the Greenlight webbie link.
Have 11 turrets on the spaceship.
Have 22 turrets on the spaceship.
Defeat a Hugo.
Survive 20 waves.
Have 33 turrets on the spaceship.
Survive 11 consecutive waves without any core taking damage.
Survive 11 consecutive waves without Dave getting hurt.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Collect 20 stars
Collect 40 stars
Collect 60 stars
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/20 points)
why would you ignore your own problems?
The man who watches over you
end your short dream
Learn to accept
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 4/10 (110/205 points)
Get the laser
Slow down time
Get 50,000 points within ten seconds
Get 40,000 points in one shot
Get the bombs powerup
Make a match after three bounces
Played 100 times
Get to level 25 without getting bombs or a laser
Get to level 25 without using shields
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/310 points)
Fall really far but don't die
Fall to your death
Come back 5 seperate times to play
Get a score of 15,000
Jump to a really far away platform
Get hit 5 times in 5 seconds
Play one round collecting only coins. Get three.
Attain 25,000 points in one round
Garner 50,000 points in one round
Gather 1,000,000 points in total
Climb 10,000 pixels without taking damage
Vaporize 75 globs of goo on your forcefield
Climb 7,500 pixels with the lowest amount of health possible
Get hit by goo of every color in one round
Get one hundred THOUSAND points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels