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Intermission #74: Lebrontards

Posted by Idiot-Finder - May 26th, 2017


One day in a remote island in the middle of the Pacific, a large group of people wearing jerseys of Lebron James panics and tries in vain to find a way to escape. However, even if there had been time...enough time for them to think of a way to leave the island, it could never happen as all the trees were removed to make it impossible for them to find a material to build a makeshift raft.

Within seconds, the entire surface of the island explodes, resulting in a mushroom cloud rising from where the Lebron James fans used to be.

That day, the U.S. is short of another MOAB.


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Could've just sold them to the pharma-comps, pay down the national debt with slightly bent guinea pigs, aren't Bayer and Monsanto one huge monster now? So hard to know where to recycle and where to spend, just to maintain a mental quality of life, sure as fuck ain't an app for that.