Note: I actually used to like Creed, but that's before Stapp went insane however...
One night, couple of hikers got lost in their quest to find the legendary front man of once popular Christian rock band when one of them heard a growl.
"Dude!" one of them said.
"What?" his friend asked.
"If you're hungry just keep it to yourself, no one else needs to hear it!"
"But that wasn't me!"
The hikers turns to see a grizzly bear standing right behind them.