One day, a kid named Josh Bedn and his friends got high so they went to the store to find something to satisfy their munchies induced cravings. The gang comes across the candy aisle in which one of them yell, "Look, it's the cadny aisle!"

"Whoa, awesome!"

"I want cadny!"

And so the gang starts stuffing their faces with sweet flavored pieces of diabetes, rotting their teeth until they can no longer eat anymore for the rest of the day. But just as they were about to leave, one of the employees came in and said, "Um...excuse me, are you guys going to pay for that?"

Josh Bedn snickers and said, "Take a hike! Hey maybe you get a better job while you're at it loser!"

His friends laughs while the employee who confronted them runs off crying, "MOMMY!" (He was found hanging in the basement later that day)

But then the security guards shows up and said, "Are you going to pay for the cadnys?"

"Um..."

Bedn and his gang tries to run, only to get tazed before they could make a move, leading to one getting beaten to the point he could no longer move. Soon, the beaten comrade of Bedn was dragged outside where he was told to bite down onto the curb.

"Say hello to your dentist for me!" said the security guard as he stomps on the guy's head, crushing it.

Frightened by what they just saw, Bedn then said, "Okay, okay, I'll pay!"

After calculating the amount of cadnies to be paid for, Bedn found out he's twelve cents short!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.

The police were called and soon, Bedn and his remaining gang were questioned at the store.

"So you were twelve cents short?" one of the police officers asked.

"Yeah, I swear to god it's true!" said Bedn.

"Son, you do not swear to god...using foul language at god is really impolite and rude!" Fred Phelps yelled.

"Shut up Fred, go find a hobby or something." said the police officer.

"Okay, maybe I will!" said Fred as he marches away and yell, "Death to fags! Sieg Heil!  Mike Lupica is the greatest journalist ever!"

"Oh god what have I done?" the officer thought.

"Okay, anyway...you were twelve cents short and couldn't pay?"

"That's what I said!" Bedn yelled.

The officer turns to one of the employees and said, "Do you guys allow free samples?"

"Well no though there's no rules about that." the employee said.

"Okay kid, you and your friends are free to go."

After going home, the image of his friend's splattered brain on the curb haunts him and few years later, he would find himself in another trouble when he decides to exact revenge.

"YOU KILLED MY FRIEND TO DEATH! I WILL GET REVENGE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he screamed while piloting a Zaku, only to get shot down by an outdated Guntank model.

He would spend months under house arrest where he would be raped in his own home by his dog after dropping a soap.