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Intermission #55: Retarded Klown

Posted by Idiot-Finder - September 17th, 2013


One day, TheKlown ordered a medicine ball because he saw how massive it is and wanted to play with it. In fact, seeing how soft it is, TheKlown thinks it would be really bouncy like a handball.

Once the medicine ball arrived, TheKlown opened the box and squee like a yaoi fangirl while watching Boku No Pico (also his favorite show).

"Oh yes, my ball have arrived, my ball have arrived, I can finally play with my ball!" he yelled.

"Shut up you faggot!" he neighbor yelled.

"No you shut up and stop being little people!" TheKlown yelled back.

Hearing this, the confused neighbor said, "What?"

For hours, TheKlown would bounce the medicine ball like a basketball and even threw it to the wall. But then suddenly, his precious ball started to crack.

Angered by this, TheKlown screamed.

"WHY? YOU RIP OFF ARTIST! ARGRGAGRARGGRARARGAGRGRAGRARGAGRAGRARGRGARGAG!!!"

Then the idiot stormed out of his house screaming about the "defective" medicine ball.

"Oh god shut up already you idiot!" one of the bystanders yelled.

"NO YOU SHUT UP!" TheKlown screamed.

"No seriously, we're tired of you, cut it already!"

TheKlown flopped to the ground and screamed, "STOP BEING LITTLE PEOPLE, STOP BEING LITTLE PEOPLE, I CAN TEAR YOUR HEAD YOU CRACKERS!"

"I'm not white you dumbass."

Then one of the passerbys came and said, "What's with this kid?"

"He's a local retarded kid who lives down the street, he does this all the time, don't worry, give him few minutes and he'll spaz himself to sleep." the bystander answered.

Then a random stranger wearing a blue leather jacket and jeans came in.

"Seeing the problem this kid is causing, I'll might as well put him out of his misery as a duty as a successor of a famous martial art." he said.

The bystander yelled, "WTF? It won't work..."

It's already too late as the martial art master went "WATATATATATATATATATA!!!" on TheKlown, only to learn that the pressure point assault have no effect on him.

"Wha...why?"

The bystander sighed and said, "For this to work, the target has to have all organs...this kid was born with a serious medical condition which caused him to lack much of an important organ..."

"Oh, that explains everything...sucks for the kid." said the martial art master.

Then everybody went home and lived happily ever after...except for TheKlown who would go on to spend the rest of his life in the insane asylum, too bad they gave him internet access for some reason, oh well.


Comments

lol

Brain, heart or penis organ?

Guess

:)

That sounds interesting.

I don't think I'm good enough for that however, I'll think about it.

Just noticed you reached lvl 60, congrats!