This is getting ugly and here's why.

I know the members of the WBC won't give up but the fact that they hired a professional was bad enough but this time, they somehow managed to recruit a very dangerous individual. I know because he's one of the most notorious trolls on Newgrounds forum as he would make anti-semitic conspiracy posts which includes the good old "holohoax" posts.

He's a very evasive bastard but I never thought that he would be as exactly what his screen name described.

It all started when I went out to the store to buy a gallon of milk only to find out that they were out. What happened was that the truck shipping the gallon of milk broke down so the delivery was delayed.

There are few quarts in the store but they're all expired.

I decided to head on to Pathmark which happens to be few miles away and it would turn out to be one of the most grueling stroll I have ever taken, not only because of the summer heat, because of what I mentioned earlier.

On my way to the store, there's a car wash down the block from where Pathmark is, but then some of the people turned and their eyes grew wider than ever...

"YOU!" one of them yelled.

"Oh crap!"

I tried to make a run for it, only to slip on the soapy water and fell.

"Ow!"

Then someone came and kicked me in the side as he said, "There's no escape from us now!"

Two men then came and lift me to my feet before grabbing ahold of my arms.

The guy who kicked me looked at me and smiled, "It's over you heathen, time for you to meet your executioner...oh Sumo" and whistled.

A massively obese man wearing a thong emerged from the car wash and each step he took, his man boobs jiggled. I have no idea why but for some reason, I couldn't help but stare at the enormous racks, they're disgusting and huge but...I felt like cutting them open. Then he starts stretching and performed some jumping jacks which made me laugh for a bit.

"Do you think that scares me? Look at him, it's hilarious!" I said.

"So you dare to mock him? Just wait until he makes his move!" the WBC member said.

Then suddenly, the sumo wrestler's belly stretched and whacked me right in the face.

The two men then let go of me and moved away to watch the show.

I was stunned at what I just saw, he stretched!

At that point I realize that I'm up against someone inhuman and reminds me of a person with a screen name that has the description as him, only thing missing was...

"HEIL HITLER!" the stretchy sumo wrestler yelled as he lifted his arm to perform a Nazi salute.

"It's him!" I muttered.

Then his arm stretched and punched me in the face.

Before I could recover, I felt another punch to my face and already I became dizzy. As I stumbled backwards, I bumped into one of the passerbys who pushed me out of the way and yelled at me.

Then I felt another hit to my head and a punch to my stomach.

"This is the end for you heathen! For years you have made a mockery of our church but today is the day where everyone will learn that no one messes with us and live!" the WBC member yelled.

I regained my footing and focused on the stretchy sumo.

Then I looked around to see if there's something I could use as a weapon, anything, that is until I saw a discarded windshield wiper on the ground. I picked it up and dodged a punch by the stretchy sumo and swung it at his neck, only to see him stretching it backward to avoid the swipe and headbutted me to the ground. I got up but then he grabbed me by the throat and threw me to the ground.

"You idiot, you're supposed to break his neck, not throw him to the ground!"

I got up and backed away in time and said to the WBC member, "Too...late..." as I tried to catch my breath.

Soon, the unthinkable would occur, the stretchy sumo detached his man boobs and swung it at me. I wasn't able to get out of the way in time and was knocked few feet to the side onto somebody's car, turning on the car alarm. But then the stretchy sumo dropped his man boobs and covered his ears while screaming like a child throwing a massive tantrum.

"STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!" he screamed.

Seizing this opportunity, I landed a jump kick at his stomach...only to get caught in his massive flesh and felt my limb sinking into the belly. I tried to pull my self out but my arms got caught and was getting sucked in as well.

Then the morbidly obese life-sized Stretch Armstrong doll let out a huge burp and his belly shot me out onto the noisy vehicle, stopping the alarm. Before I could get up, the glass on the car door shattered over my head and saw the stretchy sumo's outstretched arm retracting back to it's owner. For a moment my body wasn't able to move despite my mind screaming for it to do so as I watch him stretch his neck until his face is an inch away from mine...

"Boo!"

Then he stretched it back to his body.

The people from the WBC all laughed maniacally.

Knowing that there's no way I can beat this guy, not to mention the fact that the people watching the whole thing didn't seem to bother calling the police, there was only one thing left to do.

"Here goes nothing!" I thought.

"Hey, Stretchy, this morning on Newgrounds, someone banned you from what I heard!" I yelled.

The stretchy sumo gave a dumb look on his face and growled, "Huh?"

"There are some threads talking about your ban from the forum for making anti-Semitic posts!"

The stretchy sumo started to whimper and bounced away yelling, "Don't ban meeeeeeeeeee!"

I finally got up and dust myself off before feeling a bit woozy from the hits I took when the WBC member said, "You cheap bastard, how dare you weasel your way out of this?"

"You should have known better than to hire a Newgrounds user to kill me, especially when he happens to be a troll." I said.

All three WBC members hopped into their washed vehicle and said, "You may have lucked out but next time...we'll get you!" before driving away.

The police finally arrived and they took me for questioning.

They didn't believe me at first until several witnesses told them the exact same thing. You have to admit, it's hard to believe that there would be a stretchy sumo wrestler attacking the place.

In the end, they let me off and send me to the hospital for some medical attention. I was out after few hours and wanted to return home for a rest, I decided that the milk can wait for another day.

Then I came across a familiar face.

"Trevor?"

The individual looked at me and said, "Huh?"

"C'mon buddy, I know it's you, where have you been? It's been ages since you last posted on Newgrounds!"

Then he recognized me and said, "Oh hey, I remember you!"

"What the hell happened to you?" he asked.

"I had a fight," I said.

Trevor laughed and said, "Sure, no really, what happened?"

"You know the construction area few blocks form here? I accidentally fell." I lied.

He sighed and said, "This is why you need to pay attention, you're lucky to be alive."

We high fived and talked about the time when a group of spammers known as the "Duck Division" came and hacked several moderators. Eventually, the hackers and spammers would disappear once the site administrator Wade Fulp took them down with a help from the users from "Elite Guard Barracks". The Barracks members would become the biggest nemesis for the Duck Division and helped made sure that they're no longer relevant.

There are rumors that some of the surviving members of the Duck Division tried to track down the Barracks members in hope for some revenge, but nothing really came out of it.

It was a pleasant surprise seeing an old friend and I asked him when he will go back on Newgrounds where he was known as "SilentCobra". He said, "Once I have time I'll be back, but I have things to do."

"Okay, but it's good to see you." I said.

"Same to you."

As I turned around to head on home, I felt a blow to the back of my head and suddenly blacked out.