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Intermission #40: Viral Aftermath

Posted by Idiot-Finder - October 29th, 2012


Note: Takes place after the invasion...

A bunch of retroviruses were dancing to a song the body listening to when one came in said, "Hey guys, what are you listening to?"

"I don't know, something about a funky town but it is pretty catchy!" one of the viruses said.

"Hey, how is your slave?" the other asked.

The virus grinned and said, "It was awesome, check this out...hey, come over here!"

A white blood cell comes over and said, "Goshujinsama..."

"Wow, that's amaz-wait a minute...what the heck is 'goshujinsama'?" his friend asked.

The virus chuckled and said, "To tell you the truth, I have no idea either, you see...we were at the upper level with two massive windows to outside and this body was watching a show and this person has a slave who calls him 'goshujinsama' and so I taught the cell that word as you know why...because that thing is my slave in case you don't get what I'm saying."

The other viruses looked at each other and one of them said, "We should do the same thing to our captives!"

"Great idea!"

"After that, I 'll have mine give me head!"

Then everyone stopped and looked down on one of the virus...

"What do you mean by 'give me head'?"

"Yeah, more importantly, what's head?"


Comments

If I throw this 50 cents coin....

"..to a song the body [was] listening to when.."
Sounds like the cellular entities have been infected by the hosts sex and rock n' roll habits!