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Intermission #36: Ace in the Sleeve

Posted by Idiot-Finder - August 22nd, 2012


With his team down by twenty points with five minutes to go, coach Gardner calls for a timeout and gathers his player into a huddle.

"Okay guys, I know we're down by twenty but we can still win this; Even though this is the final quarter, lost our best scorer and we have five minutes left on the clock...but we can still win this!" said Gardner.

"Coach, you have a plan right?" one of the players ask.

Gardner smiles and answer, "I have an ace up my sleeve!"

"Really?"

Gardner takes out a card from his sleeve and shows it to the players.

"Here it is, Ace!"

Afterward, the coach proceeds to reveal several more cards from his sleeves. Then he went on to shuffle the cards, flip some into the air and catches them with his teeth. Gardner went on to put the cards in his hands back into his pocket and take the ones he is holding with his mouth to reveal to his players.

"Royal flush!"

The players looks on with confusion and one of them asks, "Um, coach, what does this have anything to do with this game?"

"To tell you the truth, nothing...nothing at all." said the coach.

The players looks on in silence.

Then Gardner continues, "Truth is we have no chance of winning this game, I mean as I said before, we lost our best scorer and we're running out of time; Unless the game is like the boxing match where it gets decided by the panel of judges and some of them happens to be the ones who chose Bradley over Pacquiao in what was probably a rigged game, we're screwed! With that said, I have nothing in mind to help us win so you guys should just...well...you know...just give it all you got."

"Thanks coach, that sure was helpful." said the player with a sarcastic tone.


Comments

Sounds like the perfect speech by a politician (or the Federal Reserve) for the American economy.
It gets harder and harder to enjoy life when it seems all the games that matter are fixed.
The game is afoot, and no one in a position of authority is going to cry foul, unless they want to get booted from the game (and maybe even life).

Say, you interested in declaring your favorite teams?
<a href="http://zj.newgrounds.com/news/post/749255">http://zj.newgrounds.com/news/post/749255</a>

Done :)