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Intermission #33: Perennial Pokemon League Loser (Why I no longer watch this show)

Posted by Idiot-Finder - June 20th, 2012


Note: If the writers can come up with a random Mary Sue character like Takuto just to keep Ash from winning anything, just imagine what his next league opponent in the future would be.

Part 1 - Odds:

We were at the bar when a kid was being interviewed after losing to Takuto, the overwhelming tournament favorite who came out of nowhere to take the league by storm. The kid didn't seem to mind and said, "I will be back next year at the Unova League!"

I said, "I'm betting five hundred dollars that he'll make it to the semi-finals again and loses to some random god-mode dude in a blowout fashion."

Then the person next to me said, "Seven hundred bucks that he won't even make it out of the preliminaries!"

Then Jim Fassel came and said, "I'm raising the stakes and pushing all the chips to the middle of the table, this kid will make it back to the Pokemon League and out of the preliminaries!"

Part 2 - Slaughter:

After his triumphant victory in the Unova League, a dark skinned Italian trainer was ready to leave when a kid ran toward him screaming, "You bastard! You killed all my Pokemon...how can you do this?"

The trainer smiles and said, "Don't you realize that by the end of the battle, only the strong survives and the weak perish."

The kid became furious and said, "P-Pikachu was my friend...you murderer!"

"It's not murder if the winner writes the history and if you can't deal with it..."

The mysterious trainer raise his finger and points right at the kid.

"Sekishiki Meikai Ha!"

The kid then falls to the ground lifelessly and nobody notice what's going on. The mysterious trainer leaves and came upon a strange looking creature who then said, "It sure is good to see you here Deathmask."

Deathmask gave a smug grin and said, "Where the hell have you been for all this time Kyubey?"

"Give me a break, there are many young girls for me to contract." answered Kyubey.

"Whatever, let's go home, this is getting boring already!"

Part 3 - Temple of Cancer:

Meanwhile, back in Athens, the temple of the star sign Cancer is decorated with the faces of those killed by Deathmask. Among the faces, the face of the kid whom Deathmask have killed appears and all he can do is moan like the rest...


Comments

After the first 3 or 4 seasons... were there more episodes? Doesn't matter, 'cause they milked it for all that their imagination was worth. It might have been better to have an Extinction Level Event, and start over a few thousand years from now, with new Pokemon and challenges.

One thing's for sure, the winners write history, and that's what's dooming us right now.

That's for certain, by the end of the day, it's the same thing. I mean they can have Ash saving the world and yet he still couldn't win a friggin' tournament since Orange League. It's going to be the same thing over and over and over...

Also when winners writes history, you can guess the problems that are related to this sort of things. The Extinction Level Event probably would have been a good idea, maybe then...

Hey man, the elite four are harder than they look. All their Pokemon are at least level 70 and you have to fight them AND the champion without any breaks. You know how long it took me to pump up my Pokemon to do that? And the champion has a dragon-type which is impervious to all other types except dragon and ice and you only have one ice Pokemon and it sucks.

Also, if I wrote history, I'd try to put perspectives of both sides, you know, to preserve fairness and all that.

Takuto has a line up of legendaries in episode 188.

That is what I'm referring to, it's like the writers didn't want Ash to win anything since Orange League. It's the same formula but with even more ridiculous opponent.

Also, when it comes to preserving fairness on history books, why not? But remember, Cancer Deathmask was a massive lunatic.