Our favorite president and secret agent is back!!!
Agent: Do you expect me to talk?
Villain: No, I expect you to die!
He's better than ever!
Agent: *beats up thugs and saves the girl*
Girl: Who are you?
Agent: The name's John...
*cuts to big bad getting dropped from a helicopter into a industrial smokestack*
Villain: Mr. Kennedy........*crash*
Agent: ...John F. Kennedy!
John F. Kennedy is...Agent JFK!
*sniper scope follows JFK*
Rated R, coming to theaters near you!
*a shot is heard as the screen blacks out*
VicariousE
I see what you did there....
JFK is a martyr for trying to end the Federal Reserve by issuing an executive order for the US Mint to print it's own currency.... he also warned the public of the threat imposed by the banking elite. Few months later, *thumb across throat* sccccccch.
You wanna get under a baby boomers skin? Malign JFK or worse, his lil bro.
What's the son of a moonshiner drink, and is it shaken, stirred or opened with a can opener?
Idiot-Finder
One thing is for certain, we don't need to do that to Ted, he did it to himself.