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Intermission #30: Vera Slepoy (I'm beating a dead horse)

Posted by Idiot-Finder - May 5th, 2012


One day in 1997, a pseudo-psychologist in Italy named Vera Slepoy was analyzing an anime called, "Sailor Moon" when something hits her. Figuring what might happen, she went on to write an article.

"Sailormoon turns little boys gay!"

Years later, she didn't stop right there...

"Fullmetal Alchemist encourages Satanism!"

"Fist of the North Star inspires grisly murders!"

"Knight of the Zodiac (Saint Seiya) turns boys into fighting metrosexuals!"

"Umineko something encourages people to have sex with furniture and kitchen appliances and practice witchcraft!"

"Speed Racer encourages people to violate speed limit!"

"Elfen Lied encourages little girls to commit murder!"

Then few weeks ago, Slepoy was ready to write another anti-anime article when someone knocked down the door. She got up to see who it was and to her surprise, it's a Asian man with a bleached hair drawing stars on his chest with a sharpie.

"Who are you? I'm calling the security!" she said.

The man looked at her with a psychotic grin and said, "Hokuto Shinken is the most powerful martial art in the world, it can never be DEFEATED!"

Then he proceeds to attack the so-called psychologist with a rapid series of fist cuffs to the point it looked as if he has multiple arms. Then with a final blow, he landed a powerful punch to her chest which sends her flying right through the window.


Comments

In every country, every generation, there's always some quasi-academic chode who wants to 'make' news by spouting his or her judgements about other people's likes. Just hot air and looking for other warped minds to validate their won (internet anyone?)
I'm almost 40, so remind me if this was true or not (as in respond for a change)? I know Crank 1 is true, 'cause I read about it in the national section (buried) of my local paper, and about how he died 2-3 days later in a LA hospital, from falling out a helicopter. There's a lot of fiction out there, but the truth is always stranger. Sweeter too.

The Sailor Moon one actually happened in the late 1990s. It was because of that the series got censored in Italy and the creator of the series got upset so she had the export to that country cancelled.

Slepoy was basically kinda like Jack Thompson.