Intermission #25: Loser's rings...

Former quarterback of the Buffalo Bills Jim Kelly was out sporting his four rings he earned in his playing days. He was among the players rewarded for the effort that led to the team's run in the early 1990s which would be remembered in the country for generations.

As Kelly walked by he saw Sam Madison flashing his ring to a small group of fans. He came over and said, "So you have one ring?"

"Yeah, who are you?" said Madison.

"I'm Jim Kelly, a Hall of Fame quarterback of the Bills and unlike you I have four of these!"

He showed him his four rings.

Madison said, "That's nice but there's a problem..."

"What?"

"Those are loser's rings."

"You're just jealous be-"

"No, I'm serious they gave these out to Super Bowl losers, no one wants those!"

"But I have four and you have one bling...that's still more than you have!"

"That one I have is a winner's ring, it's given to those who won the whole thing."

"Shut up! I am not a loser!"

"I didn't s-"

"SHUT UP! I'M IN THE HALL OF FAME AND YOU WILL NEVER GET IN! I'M NOT A LOSER!" screamed Kelly.

Frightened by what he just saw, the former corner back quickly walked away.

"I'M NOT A LOSER!!!"

Kelly then collapsed to the ground sobbing bitterly as a group of kids came by.

"What's with him?"

"Beats me, maybe someone dumped him."

"Let's go, that guy's just a loser, I mean who cries in the public?"

Meanwhile in Buffalo...

A Buffalo sports fan named Joe was having a sports banter with his friend when this happened...

"Hey you know what? I'm tired of arguing with you, the Bills won AFL titles which happened before the Giants existed!" he said.

Wait what?

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VicariousE 2012-03-04 23:36:00

I remember a time when the Bills were quite admirable... haven't read the story yet, but an American Coliseums lion almost et one Chad Ochocinco, apparently. That'd have been a good lunch for teh kitty, I think.

VicariousE 2012-03-05 15:34:54

Ha, ha! Old memories! I remember that epic fail and the roar of misery from all those in the room with me (I was a Bills fan for that show and won a token amount of cash)
Norwood's appeal to the God of hosts kinda threw me, as if the almighty might've allowed a do-over for such a public plea of clemency.

Idiot-Finder 2012-03-05 15:34:54

Sucks to be Norwood indeed.

Don't forget how Robot Chicken made fun of him lol!

orangebomb 2012-03-06 00:02:55

I was able to remember one of those SC commericals where Vinetari was going through the metal detector many times because he had those 4 Super Bowl rings, and Jim Kelly got rather annoyed at the end. It's almost to the point where you kinda have to feel sorry for him for choking away those SBs.

As for Joe, the Buffalo sports fan, apparently he didn't remember that the Giants won NFL titles long before the Bills won their lone AFL title in '65, and in all likelihood, that's about the only trophy they can enjoy for a long time.

Idiot-Finder 2012-03-06 00:02:55

Same thought exactly.

The commercial sounds interesting, just hope I can find it. Still have trouble finding that old snickers commercial where Strahan tackled a Cowboys fan.