Former Giants defensive end George Martin was on his way to Philadelphia where the hostile and obnoxious creatures known as the "Eagles fans" resides. Earlier that year, Martin was told by the blind prophet Tiresias in order to complete his cross-country journey to California by foot, he'll have to make an appeasement to a victim of LT's cocaine induced rampage by opening the eyes of those who are unaware of the existence of the games beyond the regular season. That way the curse that have been placed back in 1991 can finally come to an end.
Martin made his way to the "City of Brotherly Love" where a group of Eagles fans came upon him and said, "Who are you and what are you doing in our territory?"
"Yeah, and what's with that ring?" said another.
Martin answered, "This is a Super Bowl championship ring I won in 1987 when I played for the New York Giants!"
"Championship what? Giants?"
"Wait a minute, a Giants player in our turf?"
"What blasphemous vomit is he spewing?"
"Our Eagles played eight games per year and there's nothing beyond that except for occasional extras afterward, but they have beaten the Giants for the last several years, how dare you make up lies about their success?"
Martin sighed and said, "You'll see!"
He placed his ring on the ground and sacrificed a ram right in front of it, soon afterward it began to rain. Once it was done, Martin picked up his ring and slipped it back to his finger and said, "You will learn one day, if not then I pity you!"
Then he left...
George Martin was able to complete the journey a year later, but the Eagles fans in the area he visited to this day remained ignorant.
Don't believe me? Check out their YouTube comments on the Victor Cruz videos.
To be fair, even the rest of the Philly sports fans disowned them, guess evil do have standards.
VicariousE
Though I haven't followed Football in some years, that sounds about right. I usually favor Philly radio over the ones here in Jersey or in NYC. Eagle's fans have a rebel sect, just as the Giants do... although there's still the consternation of them getting scooped up by NYC, but really, does any one worth their salt really want to stay in New Jersey? Most of the sane ones here sure don't...