One day I was at the supermarket buying some food when someone threw a can at me, I turned around and yelled, "What the hell?"

That's when I notice the familar face from before, Chargers fan!

I sighed and said, "You again?"

"You have been the bane of San Diego for centuries, I won't let you get away with all your cri-"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute...centuries? It's been three and a half years, get over it! It's not my fault that you and your friends screwed up your lives trying to kill me, I mean you guys are unbelievable!"

He threw another can at me and I knocked it away while trying to catch it.

He blow steam and yelled, "You asshole, I will-hey let go! LET GO!" as he was dragged away by security.

After a while, as soon as I walked out of the store holding some shopping bags, a Chargers fan was waiting for me...yeah I know it's creepy but as I mentioned before, he have been doing this for three and a half years!

"Now, are you ready to fight me?" he said.

"Dude, why do you want a fight in the public? Both of us could get arrested!" I said.

"Oh sure, next thing you'll be telling me is that my Chargers missed the playoffs!"

"Actually, they did."

He laughed and I couldn't believe he was serious, guess he didn't pay any attention to the news. I put down the bags and sat on the ground waiting for his annoying to stop after few minutes. Once it was finally over, he said, "Your shitting me right? My Chargers made it to the playoffs, the guy said so on Yahoo! Answers so it's true or he would be lying!"

Hearing that, I started to laugh and then I heard him screaming for me to stop "mocking" him. If he thought that was bad, just wait until he reads this.

I got up, picked up my bags, and started to leave when the Chargers fan yelled, "Wait, we're not done yet!"

I turned my head toward the direction right next to him and said, "Hey, isn't that Philip Rivers?"

"Where?" he said as he looked behind him.

I ran off before he turns back to face me again.

The next day, I learn that some people never give up...seriously he was still standing in the same friggin' spot looking for his hero and I got close enough to hear him mumbling,"I don't see him, he must be hiding somewhere."

I slowly walked away before he notice anything and hours later when I came back, he was still there, standing like an idiot trying to look for his hero. Since then he was on the news where the reporter tried to interview him but they were unable to get any response from him other than, "Where's Philip Rivers?"

Of all the Chargers fans I met over the course of almost four years, this fella is by far the most pathetic I have ever ran into. Granted I felt a bit sorry for him since I did kinda provoked him few years ago when I laughed at him at the cafe when the door hits him in the ass on his way out...then again everyone in the room laughed at him so I'm not sure why he was after me. Maybe it had something to do with messing up his friends' effigy burning or something (long story).

Once it was finally over, the Chargers fan learned that he have been duped and tried to find me so it's a good thing he have no idea where I'm staying right now. But one thing is for certain, I will have to take him and his group of followers down sooner or later, how or why they have been following me is something that bugged me for some time, not to mention how he knew my name. That guy's crazy is what I can tell you, over a small incident and he wants to kill me, guess some sports fans other than soccer fans are insane as hell.

One time I do know for certain, at least it couldn't get any ridiculously worse than it is right now. I mean sooner or later his friends or followers will have to realize that they're wasting time and the nutcase himself will realize that he have been screwing up his life for years, he has to get over it like Rex Ryan has to get over on how his Jets will never be the number one NFL team in New York/Jersey since 1969.

Hopefully they will get over it before it's too late, especially when I killed some of the followers by accident (it was inevitable as they were riding motorcycles in dangerous spots). I wouldn't be surprised if their families have already disowned them, if not then that would be pretty surprising since they're not in the insane asylum.

To demonstrate how crazy this person is, a day later I went out to visit a friend who happens to live in the city and I came upon a group of thugs each wearing caps with a bolt logo on them...I knew I was in trouble. I quickly fled and barely escaped with my life, they were holding machetes!

What's with these people?

Seriously, they're insane!

Man...