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I got served!

Posted by Idiot-Finder - September 4th, 2011


I was still tired from what happened the other night. I mean it's been few days since I first met Andvaka and even then it took me some time to get used to it appearing randomly out of nowhere at night, it made me jump every time. All day long I have been yawning and took a nap at the park bench, hoping to relax for a bit knowing that I'll be seeing Andvaka again. I woke up when a fly went buzzing by my each and I freaked out.

I made my way back to the inn and saw the person from the bar walking into a room next to mine with a scantily clad woman. As much as I don't want to rush to conclusion, something about this struck me as suspicious, especially after remembering that there's a wedding ring on his hand when he tried to attack me at the bar. I was going to ask him if the woman is his wife but decided against it since who knows how he'd react being a possible psycho and all.

I ignored what I saw and proceed to enter my room.

I turn on the television and saw that there's a marathon of "1,000 Ways to Die!" is on. While some people might find it offensive and horrifying, I really don't see it that way since the shows have been portraying victims in hilariously ridiculously unsympathetic manners. I mean come on, the segments are cartoonish, how can anyone not laugh at that?

Anyway, I drank a can of "Monster" energy drink and waited.

"This is going to be a long night!" I yawned.

Then Andvaka appears and said, "It's time to go and show me around."

I jumped and said, "You really need to stop doing that, okay let's go!"

I looked at the clock and it's almost three in the morning.

Andvaka changed into a small floating orb and we left the inn for a tour of the city. Despite being in Minneapolis for several months, I'm still not familiar with the place so I decided to play it safe by covering the areas I have been to. As I walked, I saw three people looking at me strangely and I said, "What are you looking at?"

Maybe I should have been more polite but...never mind.

One of the people points right at me and said, "That small floating orb..."

"What is that?" the other asked.

I knew Andvaka isn't doing a good job concealing itself, that idiot!

I pretended that I didn't know what they're talking about and said, "What are you talking about? What orb?"

"Don't you see it? It's floating right next to you!" one of them said.

"Wait...Marty, what if this guy has a connection to the orb!" the other said.

"Holy dancing bananas, you're right Leonard!"

"Let's get out of here before this guy does something to us!" said the third guy.

Then they fled.

"What is this all about?" Andvaka asked.

"You." I said.

While showing some places including the warehouse where the idiots from the high school used to meet at, Target Field, Metrodome Stadium (now I know why this stadium have developed a bad reputation), and some random places.

"This city in your world is impressive." said Andvaka.

"New York is better," I said.

"Really? How so?"

"I live there."

After awhile I was ready to go back to the inn when a gang of black guys came up to me. I turned my head to see if Andvaka's there but that silho's nowhere to be seen...

It's okay, I hid myself inside you, maybe they'll walk away after seeing I'm not with you right? The other guys did came because they saw me...

"I don't think it's the case this time..." I said.

But then surprisingly one of them placed a stereo to the ground and pushed the play button where a hip-hop song burst out in high volume. Immediately the entire gang break into dancing like they're in "Soul Train".

After several series of dance moves, the song ends and one of them said, "You got served!"

Then the other said, "You can't beat that sucka!"

They took the stereo and left.

What happened?

"I think we just got served..." I said.

Is it a dancing ritual?

"Well you could say that...and one of the lamest crimes ever committed!"

Eventually the sky started to lighten up and I knew it's near dawn.

Andvaka appears and said, "It's been great, we'll meet again tomorrow!"

Then it disappeared.

I made my way back to the inn where I went to take a shower and went to bed.

"And that's what happened that night!" I said.

"Your stories are getting even more ridiculous by each time your telling me!" said the bartender.

"Why didn't you believe me?" I asked.

"Do you expect anyone to believe you?"

"Good point..."

I stretched my arms and yawned.

"This is the twelfth time you yawned, you haven't gotten any sleep have you?" asked the bartender.

"Just a little, but the song from the stereo last night kept ringing in my head, I couldn't sleep!" I said.

"Just get some sleep and with luck maybe that silhouette won't bother you in your dreams."

I notice the sarcastic tone but I shrugged and left the bar. As soon as I step out of the door, I accidentally bumped into someone and said, "Sorry about that, it wont...hap..."

I looked up and recognize the person as the guy who whined about not being able to sleep because of the noise I made at the inn.

"You?"

Then he shoved me out of the way saying, "You're lucky that I'm in a good mood since you didn't make any noise last night, better keep it up or I will make your life miserable you dink!"

I thought about asking him about the woman he was with but thought better of it since it's best if I don't provoke him for a time being. Also again with "dink"? Really? I wonder if he's going to realize that's a very lame insult.

The song was still ringing in my head as I went back to the inn, damn it South Park!


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