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So yeah, they're after me...

Posted by Idiot-Finder - August 12th, 2011


Wondering where the guys have gone to, I decided to check out the old warehouse hoping that maybe some of them were having a meeting of some kind despite Victor's disappearance. Sure enough there are some noise coming from the building. After going through couple of non-related events from the past months, I grew cautious and took at peek at the warehouse room just to see what was going on at that point.

"...since then I'm going to find that bastard for humiliating me and once I do, I will fucking kill him!"

I carefully went to take a look at the speaker and it's James Dillon.

One of the audience then said, "But James, he was just trying to help us trap a bully, no one thought that you would ge-"

"Shut up! Because of him, I got raped by Ben Roethlisberger, I could even sleep because this!" screamed Dillon.

As I recalled, he did get raped, just "almost". At least now I know whom he's after, me!

"I'm going to get my revenge if that's the last thing I do, you asshole will listen to me and help me come up with plans of revenge!"

Then one of the people stood up and said, "No thanks, Andrew's a good guy and besides, it's getting late and I have to get home!"

"Same here,"

"My favorite show on Spike is on, I don't want to miss it!"

I quickly hid behind the side of the building as some of the people went to leave the building.

I went to take a look again and notice there's still some people left in the building.

One of them said, "Forget them James, we'll help you deal with this asshole!"

"Yeah, he's as bad as those jocks, I bet he's one of them!"

Then James motion the crowd to silence and said, "I agreed with you, ever since Andrew Lau came in, all he have been doing is mocking us, half-assed and even sabotaged everything we have been trying to do, we will find him and make sure that he will pay!"

Sabotaged? Really? With the way things are planned, these idiots have sabotaged themselves with their own stupidity. After James Dillon finished making a speech that was a reminiscent of Adolf Hitler's speech and the time when Howard Dean came to my history class as a substitute teacher in high school.

Once their meeting is over, I quietly followed Dillon and few of his friends into his house where I would hid right behind a sofa as one of them looked behind.

"Hey Eric, what's wrong?" one of his friends asked.

"Nothing Clay, I thought I heard someone following us..." he said.

"Oh, it's probably a raccoon, one of them crawled into my house one time, had to call my cousin to kill the damn thing," said Dillon.

They all went upstairs and I decided that it's best to stay hidden so I went to check the basement instead. There I found several piles of porno and none of them are good, trust me I checked most of them and they're pretty lame. Before I could start wondering about Dillon's parents and why would their house have a basement filled with pornography, I heard someone coming down so I dove into one of the large piles and hid. As I lay inside the pile, I could hear those two kids talking to each other about something and to sum up what they said, one of them told the other to guard the pile while the others will go out to get something to eat. But then again with magazines all over my head, I could barely hear what they were saying so I could be wrong.

I waited for sometime and then once I removed one of the magazine from my face, I could see a teenager sitting on a couch facing away from me bobbing his head. Knowing that he's listening to his Walkman, I thought this is a perfect chance to escape without him hearing a sound. But then once I got out, he took off the headphone, turn his head and before he could say anything, I clocked him in the head to knock him unconscious. Quickly I ran upstairs to the living room where I then decided to check out the bedroom and saw a box filled with weapons!

This is much more dangerous than the time I went to Boston wearing a Yankee cap.

I took the opportunity to call the police and whatever news media available at the time and stole one of the handguns for myself. The next day there's a news about a house being searched by the police and a cache of weapons have been found. A high school student who was found "sleeping" in the basement full of porns was found and detained for questioning. James Dillon's parents were also taken by the police for questioning and their son however...disappeared!

It's easy to understand why, I mean when a police finds weapons in your home, you would have to be a massive idiot to go back.

Later that day, I saw one of the people with James Dillon looking at me and made a throat slashing gesture. Not sure what was going on, I thought he challenged me to a sign language contest, too bad I don't know any sign language so I used some of the signs I knew. For my turn, I punched my hand, point my finger right at him and then I pointed up.

He gave me a weird look and made a gun gesture toward me.

In response, I made gestures that Bruce Lee used.

Annoyed, the kid flips me off.

With one more trick up my sleeve, I copied the entire dance sequence by John Travolta in "Saturday Night Fever".

Confused, the kid walks away.

"What's with him?" I asked the guy next to me.

"What's with him? What's with you?" he said.

Remembering something, I went to the neighborhood and found one of the guns that was kicked off of my hands. The other however was smashed up, what a powerful kick. Then I took my time stretching in the park and ran around a bit. Then came nightfall where I ran into a mugger who points a switch blade at me and said, "Give me your money and no one gets hurt!"

I took out one of my handguns and points it right at his face.

"Never bring a knife to a gun fight!"

He pissed himself and ran.

Next morning, I went to look for Victor since something's up with Dillon's plan to get his revenge on me and I figured that maybe he'll help me with something. Maybe he could try to reason with Dillon and convince him to turn himself in. After spending some time waiting right outside the school building, I ran into one of my friends from the warehouse and he said, "What the hell are you doing out here?"

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"After the cops raided James Dillon's house, he and his friends went on a hunt to find you!"

"Really? That bad? How did you know?"

"One of them asked me about your whereabouts, you need to hide for a while until the whole thin blows over!"

Then remembering what I'm here for, I asked him about Victor's whereabout.

"He's back in his home, he didn't have to take the summer classes so..."

"Where can I find his home? I need to ask him something," I said.

He told me where I can find him and then I made a visit.

Victor opens the door and was surprised to see me.

"Hey Andrew, how did you find me here?" he said.

"Your friend told me, I have a question to ask, if someone tries to kill you, what would you do?"

"What happened?"

I explained everything to him and then he offered to let me hide in his home for a while, especially since his parents are away on a business trip they won't know about the unexpected guest. His older sister is away in college and his younger sister was missing for some reason, he told me that she complained about some contract few days prior. Remembering a show I watched few months ago, I laughed for a bit, maybe it's just a coincidence.

Then he said, "I'm not surprised that James Dillon wanted to kill you, especially after what you did to him."

"So what do you think he's up to now that his weapons are gone?" I asked.

"I don't know, whatever he's planning, you should be careful,"

I was ready to leave when he said, "You should hide for a bit, as far as I know, they might come after you,"

"It's okay, I already have a place and besides, did you hear about the principal?" I said.

"Yeah, I saw it on the news, thanks...I guess..."


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History repeats itself. I GUESS.