Ever wonder why the spiral energy sounded somewhat familiar?
Hero vs. Big Bad
Hero: My penis is bigger than yours so I win!
Big Bad: Ow, you penetrated me *dies*
Hero: I'm a king of the world!
Anti-spiral: Your penis is getting way too big, we'll have to kill you all!
Hero: No fuck you!
*penetrates the anti-spiral*
Anti-spiral: Oh fuck...don't don't fuck up the universe...I beg of you! *dies*
Hero: Okay!
Love interest: I'm disintegrating! *dies*
Hero: Damn it Gainax!
That's a way to sum up the entire series.
PWJP
You forgot to add testosterone. Lots of it. And awesome quotes.
But good enough.
Also FLCL