"Okay everyone, I'm back from the hospital, I hope thing went well with Andrew filling in as the leader, so...how did it go?" said Victor

Most of the people in the room said, "Terrible!"

"He got James Dillon raped!" one said

"Some of our members quit saying that they don't think revenge is worth it anymore!" said the other

"He's a dick!" said another

Victor turns to me with a weird look on his face and I responded by giving him a thumbs up. The dude didn't look too happy for some reason although I can see why. Guess those idiots are okay with the fact that one of them almost drowned while the other ends up with a bodily injury from being used as a projectile for a giant slingshot. Those rejects really need to make up their own mind, not to mention many of them helped out as well.

"Okay people, it's time to move on, for our next plan we'll need to be prepared..." he said

Then he takes out a rope before proceeding to continue, "We'll set up a rope trap so that the bully will find himself dangling upside down!"

It reminds me of that show from "Nick"...

Hours later while at the woods, the trap was set and everyone decided to come up with a plan to lure someone when they realized that a bait is needed.

"How about hot dog and steroids?" one of them said

"That won't work, we need something else!" said the other

"Yeah, especially after what happened few chapters ago," I said

Everyone then turns to look at me and said, "What?!"

"Never mind..."

I went to the local pharmacy to buy some juice (steroids itself would work as a lure anyway) when my old nemesis appears. The Chargers fan came and show up slightly more ridiculous than ever due to swimming in the sewage. Seriously the smell is unbearable and he's covered with dried sludge, dude needs to take a bath.

"We meet again Dennis and this time I will finally kill you for all the abuse and suffering I have been put through!" he said

"Dude, you need to take a bath, the smell is almost as nauseating as the time when Comedy Central butchered that South Park episode, just get out of the way and we'll fight another time!" I said

"Hell no I won't go, I will get my revenge for what you have done for the past two and a half years!"

"All I did was laugh at you because you let the door hit you in the ass and not to mention I had to call the feds on your friends at the effigy burning ceremony!"

"You did it because you're a Nazi!"

"I did it because you people are fucking idiots, you can't burn an effigy of a president as I said before and I don't like the guy...not to mention you burnt effigies of Giants players as well!"

"Shut up! Giants suck and they always will, the Chargers are the greatest team ever and will win more championships than anyone else before Rivers retires!"

I facepalmed and said, "Giants won three Super Bowls, how many the Chargers won? None! Not to mention the most Super Bowl titles won is 6 by the Steelers and the Packers lead the league in overall championships with 13,"

"That's a lie, the Packers only won 4!"

"There are championship games before the Super Bowl era kid, with that said the Giants have won a total of 7 which is more than your Chargers can ever win even if the AFL title counts...also the Chargers were loaded with steroids when they won the title!"

Then I continue, "Keep in mind, the only time the Chargers made it to the Super Bowl, they got raped and LT wasn't even involved!"

Angered at this, he then said, "Enough with that bullshit and LT wasn't drafted until 2001!"

"You're a disgrace to the reasonable Chargers fans you know, just quit being a sports fan and go to Tibet so that you can become a monk!"

Suddenly he takes out a gun and said, "Fuck no! I'll just shoot you instead!"

"What the...who sold you the gun?"

"The gun shop owner didn't want to sell me the gun so I told him my parents are dead and he felt sorry for me!"

"Looks like we have something in common, South Park is a good show,"

"Yeah it is, but still I'm gonna kill you!"

I kicked the snow right into his face, blinding him and then I knock the weapon out of his hand. Afterward I pick up the gun and point it right at him saying, "Just give up, seriously every time you went to fight me it's going to be the same result, you'll never win and I have no idea how many times I said that!"

The Chargers fan got up and said, "You're not gonna shoot me, it's broad daylight and people will know!"

"I know, I'll just kick the crap out of you instead!" I said before putting the gun away

"Big mistake!" he said

Soon he went to throw series of punches at me but I dodge them all and knee him in the stomach. Then he gets up and threw a high jump kick but I leaped right over him instead, causing him to hit someone's car instead, rupturing a windshield. I went to change my stance to that of a boxer and starts to move around like in a ring. The Chargers fan got out of the car and proceeds to make a charge only to get punched repeatedly in the face. Then I went to deliver flurry of punches right to his abdomen, causing him to stumble backwards and puke out whatever he ate.

"H-how...how is it possible for you to beat me!" he said

"I have been doing the same thing for all this time and you still think you can win? I beat up a mime one time and that clown's even more challenging than you are!" I said

"I don't believe you, no one can beat a mime!"

"Don't believe me? Just go to New Zealand and ask him, he'll tell you!"

"Alright, I will...where does he live?"

"In a village near Auckland, forgot where so you may have to search from one village to another but it's close to Auckland..."

"Okay thanks, I'll go and ask him if what you said is true,"

Then he left.

After buying some steroids, I went back to the woods where everyone have been waiting for sometime.

"Where the hell have you been?" said Victor

"I had a hold up back there, but it's taken cared of!" I said

"Okay, now to...where's the trap?"

I point at where the rope is placed.

"Andrew, sometimes I think you have been taking all the spotlight," he said

"Being the main character can do that," I said

"I have no idea what you're talking about..."

Soon afterward the some dude who went to place the bait on the trap got snared and was hung upside down by the foot.

"Idiot!" said Victor

The rope snapped and he fell on his back, so the plan failed as usual but this time it wasn't as funny as the previous ones for some reason. Everyone went home since it's already getting late anyway and agreed to meet again to prepare for the next plan while Victor came to me and said, "I told you not to overdo it, one of our members got raped because of this!"

"So walking on a thin ice and slingshot someone as a projectile are any better?" I said

"No, but the point is some of the things can be traumatizing that it'll worsen the situation to the point the guy would snap and it happened before!"

"The slingshot gave one of our other member a cartoonishly massive body injury, I seriously doubt it's any better,"

"Except he quit and gave up on revenge, that's the goal but what you have done will motivate Dillon, I told you to keep your eye on him, if he snaps then it's going to be a real problem!"

"There's no need to worry, the experience will help build some character on him!"

"I hope you're right but the rape is messed up and if things goes wrong, it's on you...anyway did you catch a glimpse of the rapist?"

"Yeah I did, he plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers!"

After few minutes of silence, Victor then walks away looking squicked.