While the meeting at the warehouse was about to begin, group of geeks, nerds, and other social outcasts were busy talking when I pound the desk with a small gavel I bought from a local pawn shop. After most of the talking stops, one dude was busy listening to his walkman and was reciting some lyrics which sounded somewhat...disturbing. Annoyed and creeped out, I took out a megaphone and said, "May I have your attention please!"

"I repeat! May I have your attention please...will that asswipe please shut up!"

Soon the dude stops listening to his walkman and said, "Are you talking to me?"

"Yes I'm talking to you, just turn off your walkman or I'll break it on your head!"

Then so he flipped me off...

"We're going to have a problem here..."

Then I talk the walkman and smash it on his head, leaving a lump.

"...you asshole...my walkman..." he stammered

"Okay people, Victor's in the hospital so as of now I'm taking over, anyone objects can do so now until five minutes!"

One guy raises his hand and said, "Why are you the one filling in? You're a member for only about couple of weeks!"

"Good question, it all started when I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,"

Then he said, "Is it from Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical?"

"I'm very well acquainted, too..."

About few minutes later after reciting the lyrics from the song "I Am The Very Model of the Modern Major General.", the person who questioned me then said "Good enough for me!"

Afterward there's no more questions although the person whom I smashed that walkman on fake sneezed and said, "I'm sorry, just allergic to bullshit!"

I gave him an evil eye and went to pick up the box that I brought in for this meeting. I open the box and took out a ballroom dress which happened to be what Victor's sister wore at the prom.

"What am I holding?" I said

"You're holding a dress, are you going to wear it to the prom faggot?" said the walkman kid

The place erupts into laughter.

"No, what happen is that you will be the one wearing it!" I said with a grin

"What?!"

"Allow me to explain, what will happen is that you will dress up like a woman so that if a jock finds you attractive, he'll try to hit on you and one of us will take some embarrassing photos as a blackmail!"

"What the fuck man? You're almost as bad as that bitch from that japanese cartoon, I'm not doing it!"

"You have no choice in the matter kid...everyone, seize him!"

Everyone came and restrain the walkman kid and I threw in the dress so that they can dress him up forcefully. Afterward, I went back to the box and took out a lipstick and a makeup kit before taking out a stick of lip balm from my jacket (cold weather doesn't bother me mind you). Once we're done applying the makeup and lipstick on the walkman kid's face, he looked...well just picture Tim Lincecum with a lipstick, that's how he looked.

Then I said, "Whoa, you're ugly as hell...maybe if you're lucky enough, Ronaldo might take interest in y-" before he kicked me in the part that hurts the most.

One hour later...

The walkman kid was out in the alley waiting for someone to show up. But however as time goes by, many people passed by without even giving him a glance.

"It's getting hopeless," said Ron (the guy whom I met few chapters ago when I first infiltrate the school) while holding a camera.

"Just give it time, if a jock shows up and gives him a brief glance, we'll jump on this opportunity and spread false rumors once the copies of the photos are released!" I said before realizing something about that plan I came up with, damn you Lohan!

Suddenly we heard a scream...

"Help! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!"

We saw a huge man running from where the walkman kid was and I told the group to check on him while I went to chase the assailant. After running for few blocks, he jumped onto the motorcycle and sped away but not before I could see the jersey. It's black and yellow with a large "7" on the back, couldn't see the name but it gave me a clue regarding his identity...

"Wait a minute...isn't he supposed to be in Texas getting ready for the Super Bowl game in two days?" I said to myself

I went back to check the walkman kid and there I saw him lying on the ground in fetal position saying, something incoherent. I borrowed Ron's cell phone to call the ambulance and soon enough the walkman kid's is now in the hospital. The plan worked out even better than I had initially hoped. Anyway Victor will be back as the leader in few days so it's fun while it lasted. To tell you the truth, maybe I was a bit hard on the walkman kid...at least he did get to meet a professional athlete however.