A rap music can be heard from several blocks away if played full blast, that's what I learned. I liked the song "Let Me Ride" as much as the next guy but seriously, what the hell. Even from the hotel room I can still hear it from there. With that said, one morning I got out and went to confront those obvious gangsta-wannabes.

I peered into the window and saw bunch of black guys watching "Black Hawk Down" and they were cheering whenever a soldier gets killed.

"Don't mess with da Somalis!" one said

"Whiteys goin' down!" said the other

"Black people and their misplaced racial pride," I said

I broke through the door and one of them yell "What the f-" before I fired several beams of energy from my fist. After obliterating them, one huge black guy emerge and said "You gonna pay for what you did n***a!"

Curious, I said "Can I ask you a question?"

"Yeah sure, why not?" he said

"Why is it that when blacks use the n-word, it's okay yet when the people from different races said it, it's offensive?"

"That's the way it is mofo!"

Soon another black guy came up and said something in a foreign language. The thug points at him and said "This brotha came from Somalia, he won several drag-the-body races including the ones in 1993,"

Then he continues "He's taking you on!"

The Somali begins to walk toward me and I took out my shade. He threw a punch but I dodged it and slice his stomach open, not much came out. Then I punched him in the back, paralyzing him in the process. Soon I went to drag him outside right to the street where I forced him to put on to the curb of the sidewalk.

"Only one I'll be apologizing to is the dentist!" I said before proceeding to stomp my foot on his head, crushing it.

I saw the thug trying to run so I blast him with my ki blast, nuking him. Once it's over, I went into the house and proceed to stock up on the drug money, rap albums, marijuana (I was going to sell those to Tim Lincecum), etc.

A day later I met Dave Chappelle and sold him the marijuana for hundreds of dollars. I have no idea he's in Minneapolis.