Just now some teenager came and said "Hey dude, heard about a movie called 'Gay People Say No'?"

Remembering a perfect response from urbandictionary.com, I said "Yes I have, even saw it one time, my favorite part is when Jason drove his BMW right through the gas station explosion and made it out of the Westboro territory, man it's really amazing!"

Soon the teenager ends up with a disappointed look on his face and left. There is an alternate scenerio if something like this happens again...

A teenager came up to me and said "Hey, have you seen this movie called 'Gay People Say No'?"

"I haven't seen it," I said

"Ha, you're gay!"

"How is it gay?"

"I asked you whether if you saw 'Gay People Say No', you said you didn't and that's the aame thing as 'No'!"

Then after few minutes of awkward silence, he ran off yelling "DAMN IT!!!"

Now for the last alternate scenario...

A teenager came up to me and said "Hey, have you seen this movie called 'Gay People Say No'?"

I answered "Why? Are you gay?"

"NO!"

Then after few minutes of awkward silence, he ran off yelling like a maniac. Guess there is someone crazier than Red Sox fans.

If something like this happens, go with one of the three solutions I listed. Trust me, it may save your life...well not really but it will save you from a inconveniently minor embarrassment. Seriously the people who ask you whether if you have seen or heard about a movie called "Gay People Say No" are like exhibitionists, they feed off from negative reaction and the response they're looking for. Only difference between them and exhibitionists is that they don't go out and expose themselves like Brett Favre have done a while ago.

That's my advice for you, MANswer style! (Without the hot chicks and Christine Nguyen)

Anyway, "Gay People Say No" sound like a comedy movie...