I was out walking long distance for some exercise when Brett Favre came out of nowhere and exposed himself in front of many people. After getting the response he wanted (people getting disgusted), he ran off giggling.

"When the hell is he going to retire?" one of the bystanders said

"I don't want to know," I said

Moments a group PETA fags shows up and said "We will avenge our comrades, prepare for your worst nightmare!"

I took out a gun and shot them all, soon their bodies turns into dozens of chickens. Soon the chickens flew to four corners of the Earth. Basically it's the same as the previous encounters I had with PETA.

"I'm glad that's over with," I said

But then on my way back to the hotel, a group of weirdos in Ginyu Force costumes shows up. Soon the theme song of the Ginyu Force starts playing and I start wondering where the hell did it come from. After doing those same homosexual poses the Ginyu Force did in Dragonball Z including announcing themselves, I was undecided whether I should applaud their well executed choreography or weirded out by what they just did.

"So...have we met?" I asked

"Have we?" one shouts

"You killed some of our members, including our beloved leader!" said another

"You killed my cousin with 'Lagann Impact!' I won't let you get away with this!" said the other

I stood there and said "Who are you guys again?"

Then they got angry and one of them starts screaming. I don't remember meeting those losers before, that's almost as believable as one of the characters from "Kiddy Grade" being over 10 years old...oh wait she is, never mind.

Then I saw that midget cosplaying as "Guido"

"Hey I remember you! You're Chris Beer's mini me, you were funny back then!" I said

Soon an eagle came and took him away screaming.

"Now that's one down..."

The rest of the cosplayers became angry and starts dancing to Backstreet Boy's "Backstreet's Back!" that was playing out of nowhere, okay seriously what the hell is that?

I then said "I have no time to waste, screw you guys I'm going away..."

Then the guy who dressed up like Jeice said "You're not getting away, what we will do to you will be even more awesome than what the Unit 731 did!"

Then the other said "Nanking rape is cool if it's real!"

Soon I felt a sudden jolt shot up in my body and said "What did you said?"

Before they can answer, I charge toward them and quickly crushed two of those loser's skulls (Burter and Recoome) with my bare hand. Then I delivered flurry of punches to the leader's stomach until he starts to cough out blood before I went to finish him with a massive ki blast.

"Hey Jeice, what did your scouter said about my power level?" I asked, stealing a joke from ARDBZ

"W-what...SHUT THE FUCK UP!" he screamed and tried to attack

I knocked him away and said "YOU'RE CHANCE OF WINNING IS ABSOLUTE ZERO PERCENT!!!"

Then I continued "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? YOU LOSERS ARE THE EPITOME OF EPIC FAILURE!!!"

Soon I took out a shade and slashed him in the face, finishing him off once and for all. Now that it's over, one question remains...who are these guys?

The encounter is almost as random as the time when I saw the Geico caveman starring in a "Head On" commercial.