After being cheered up by the news of the Giants victory and saddened by the death of Lt. Frank Drebin, I went out to sign up for an amateur air-hockey competition. After completing the registration, I was told to wait for few weeks until the registration ends. I was given a shade as a courtesy for participating.

Then as I was on my way back to the hotel, someone yelled "THERE YOU ARE!"

It's three men each wearing shirts with PETA logo. Did I mention how much I hate those people? I mean seriously!

"You guys, for a second I thought it's that farmer because of that dead horse I beat up," I said

"You what?" one of the said

"Monster..." said the other

"You gonna pay!" said the third

Then the second guy points at me and said "Men, get him!"

In few seconds, I made a short work of those two cannon-fodders.

"This is why you should eat some meat next time!" I said

Then the body of two PETA members begins to break down and turns into dozens of turkeys. Instead of flying to the four corners of the Earth like I thought they would, they stayed. What's going on?

The leader then steps forward and said "You're tougher than I thought, guess I'll have to call for desperate measures..."

Then he takes out a wooden knife and continues "This should teach you a lesson!"

"A wooden knife, that won't gut anyone!" I said

"I know that, but it can still give you splinters!"

"Oh...that sucks!"

"Indeed it will!"

As he was ready to attack with a wooden knife, I kicked it out of his hand. Soon I lift him by his legs and threw the nut onto the top of the car, shattering the windows. Then I wait for him to get up before proceeding to deliver swift punches to his head. Afterward I land a powerful kick to the chest and sends him flying several yards in to the air before landing into a tree.

"Lucky bastard!" I said

The PETArd jumps out of the tree and said "This isn't good...one last resort..."

He gestures his turkeys to come to him and shouts "TIME TO COMBINE!"

"Wait what?" I said

Soon his body was enveloped by the entire flock and then...they merged into a one giant turkey!

"GOBBLE!"

"You have got to be kidding me!"

The turkey is about the size of Ernie, the giant chicken whom Peter have fought in several occasions. It's eyes freaks me out the most, if you were there...you'd be having nightmares for weeks. Those eyes are red and the most frightening part is that the pupils each have spiral, and it glows!

Suddenly the turkey flew to the parking lot and stabs one of the vehicles with it's beak. Then it used it's wings to take the vehicle off of it's beak and threw it right at me. It's a good thing the throw was wild because I was too freaked out to move.

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For a moment I thought my eardrums blew out.

"I have got to stop that turkey before it makes another sound that rendered Beethoven deaf at the later part of his life!" I said

I summoned enough courage to attack the giant bird by firing my ki blast at it, but the turkey flew off before it can hit.

"Damn it!"

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"OW! My ears!"

Angered by this, I leaped several feet into the air and punch the turkey on my way down as the bird begins to take off. Then in response, the turkey use it's wing to smack me across the street but I quickly got up and punched it right in the face. I jumped away before the turkey can throw down a powerful peck which creates a huge crack on the street. There I threw a strong uppercut which missed because it jumped backward knowing it'll take even longer had it tried to fly.

After several minutes of fist/wing fight, we became bruised up that it looked as if we had a bar fight. Then I smiled and said "Who the hell do you think I am?"

The turkey begins to have the same look I had when I saw it's eyes. Eventually it calms down and begins to launch an assault. As the giant bird begins to fly right toward me with it's beak point at my direction, I took off the shade I was wearing up to that point and slashed it across the turkey's face. Then the bird had to pull back for I can stab it with the shade. After landing several yards away from me, it nods and flies into the sunset, indicating that it will return for a rematch. I know I could have kill it right there, but I decided to let it go.

Don't ask me why, I have no idea what I was thinking. Anyway I went back to my hotel and in the elevator, I heard "Libra Me From Hell" playing.

"Very funny," I said