Seeing how the farm has a tree that grows "Honey Crisp", I decided to come up with a plan to steal some. Being that it's close to winter, I have to be quick or they'll be gone for some time...sucks that "Honey Crisp" apples are hard to come by.

I was able to bag five of them before the farmer chased me away with an ice pick. After running back to the hotel, I went to the room and enjoy my victory snack. There I went to turn on the television to watch the "Watch the paint dry channel".

Few days later I nearly threw up watching the Giants/Eagles game, damn it Eli c'mon! At least Justin Tuck did something against the dog killer. Ever notice how the Giants starts winning games whenever Tiki Barber badmouths them? When is he going to do it gain?

Then yesterday...

"HEY LOOK AT ME!"

I looked out the window and saw Brett Favre in the public dropping his pants to show everyone his penis...

"This is one of the things I wish I can unsee," I said