Okay I'm, done bashing Tiki Barber, it's fun while it lasted...

I didn't face troll rider because the pussy never came, he send one of his cannon-fodders instead. You know how I feel about cannon-fodders.

"Who the hell are you?" I said

"I'm here to remove a useless threat to my master, it'll be quick," he said

Then he takes out a sword and proceeds to make a weird pose for few minutes. As he was ready to attack, I took out a gun and shoots him right in the stomach. After that I walked away while whistling a theme from Indiana Jones.

Then I went to the farm and proceed to empty the pistol on what's left of a dead horse. I quickly ran away giggling before the farmer can chase me away.

Later that night, I saw someone walking towards me with a baseball bat.

"All those times you have mocked me, humiliated me, and turned down my help...how does it feel to be on the wrong end?" he said

It's Carl Pavano!

"Pussy shit?" I said

"You may think it's funny, but this time I will have the last laugh!"

"I recalled you getting injured from stiff winds..."

"STOP MOCKING ME!"

He slam the bat to the ground and a cloud of dust starts to kick up.

"So intimidating," I said with a sarcastic tone

Then Pavano took a swing and I leaped backward over a parked car. Soon with one strike of the bat, he smashed the car in half.

"WHAT THE HFIL?!" I yelled

"All those times, you won't get away with this you asshole!" he said

Since when does this loser became dangerous?

Then I saw a street vendor selling something, it includes a dental drill!

While the vendor wasn't looking, I snatched the drill and went on to face that crappy overpaid pitcher who rarely stay healthy for the entire season.

"FINISHING MOVE..." I yelled before proceeding to chuck that dental drill at Pavano

But unfortunately, Pavano smacked it away with his bat and said "What the hell is th...my bat! You scratched it!"

Then suddenly a wind blows and Pavano frozed up...

"Not...again..."

Then he starts to collapse, I flicked him in the face and his nose breaks. After he begins to sob, I said "You're still a pussy shit,"

Later that night I was back at my hotel room having my "Wayne Time" (Wayne Brady recommends this to everyone who wants to relax) by watching VH1, eating chips, and drinking beer. After falling asleep, I start dreaming that I'm in a music video with Bobby Brown, Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson. The dream ends when I beat up a horse that turns out to be Whitney Houston, that's when i woke up and said "What an awesome dream!"

Then I went back to sleep.

Every little step I make,
Every little step I take...