Last night the farmer was busy guarding his dead horse so I hid for some time and stayed there until he leaves. I drank several cups of coffee and two cans of Red Bull so I figure that I should be okay when it comes to this. Whenever the farmer looks away, I threw a rock at the horse and ran back to my hiding place so the farmer won't find me. If you think my idea of fun is bad, well it could have been worse, Nanoha's idea of befriending people is potentially murdering them...that's Japan for you.

"How long that old man's going to stay out there?" I whispered to myself

About few minutes later the farmer went back to his home.

I grinned and said "Now here's my chance!"

I pick up a fallen tree branch and start violating the horse with it. Soon I start laughing and yell "SQUEAL HORSEY SQUEAL!!!"

"What th-DAMN CITY FOLK!"

A dirt blows up just inches away from me and I saw the farmer at the window with a shot gun. I gave a horse one last kick and made a run for it.

"COME BACK HERE! I'M AIN'T DONE WITH YOU YET!"

After running to safety, I saw a kid wearing a turban with his face painted blue.

"Preparing for Halloween?" I said

"Yeah!" he said

"Who are you supposed to be?"

"Mr. Popo,"

"What?"

"I said I'm supposed to be Mr. Popo..." acting like I've just asked one of the most dumbest questions in the world

"Isn't Mr. Popo black?"

"No he's not, are you stupid?" he said before walking away mumbling "Grownups thinks they're so smart, they never watch the show..."

I fought an urge to make him grit his teeth, but decided that idiot isn't worth it. Since when is Mr. Popo blue? Kids these days, something like that happens only if 4Kids took over and besides, what are the odds of that happening?

Moments later while on my way back to the farm, a human-giraffe thingy appears.

"YOU WILL PAY FOR LAST TIME!" said dick neck

I quickly deliver a flurry of punches on his rock hard abs and soon he starts screaming about the pain. Then I start performing a series of jump kicks right to his face before firing a ki blast to blow him into the sky.

"LOOKS LIKE FOREMAN IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"

Then he twinkles

"Man, why is he still in this story?" I said

I went back to the farm and start jumping on the horse until it's corpse popped, bunch of maggots starts crawling out of what's left of it's head.

"GROSS!"

I took off before the farmer can chase me away.

"I haven't been this disturbed since the time when the Giants blew that game against the Chargers last year,"

Speaking of the Giants, the other Giants are pwning the Rangers...guess they forgot to morph. Not even Michael Young can save them. Clinch it on Game 5, the hippie will be the series MVP (Seriously look at him, he looked like Keanu Reeves in his younger days).

I went back to my hotel and log into a computer they have (Yes I can afford it, don't ask how okay? I don't want people to find out about their missing wallets!). I went to Yahoo Answers and learn that...

I just lost something precious that can never be replaced...my Answers account...they suspended it!

Update: The hippie did won the game but the MVP is Renteria, so yeah.

Regarding Yahoo Answers, I'm sending an appeal. I may not get my account back but I won't give up, as of now I'll FIGHT DA POWA!