After spending several hours flogging a dead horse early in the morning before the farmer woke up, I saw several people near the funeral home. I went to take a look at what was going on when I saw them holding disturbing picket signs...

"Fags burn in hell!"

"Thank god for 9/11!"

"Thank god for the dead troops!"

"Lol, Kamina dies in episode 8!"

"Chargers rule!"

What's with these people? Especially the last one, the Westboro losers are even worst than I thought!

Usually I'd beat the crap out of them, but unfortunately steroid-enhanced body guards with them so I had no choice but to leave for the time being...

"I'll wait until some of them goes their separate ways," I said

I went back to the farm and gave a dead horse few kicks before leaving. Then going back to see if those idiots are still around, most of them left but one and a body guard who looked terroristy...not that I'm being racist or anything but...never mind.

I went to the local garage sale and saw a power drill.

"I could use one of those," I said to myself

After buying that power drill, I went back to see if I can beat up that lone Pestboro loser and his cannon-fodder.

"Hey asshole! You two better get lost or I'll beat the straight out of you!" I yelled

"Bring it on!" said the Pestboro

Then the body guard came and said "Let me handle this!"

"Why? I can take him!"

"You don't understand, his kind have been oppressing us with wealth and awesome opportunity in Xinjiang!" he said

Then I said "That explains it, no wonder why you looked terroristy,"

Soon he takes out a sword and swung it at the trees, slicing them.

"I'll make it quick you infidel," he said

He went for a quick swing but I block the blade with my power drill. Soon the drill starts working on it's own...like it's possessed. The drill went through the sword, breaking the blade in half and right into the terrorist's abdomen. Afterward a green light came from the drill and blew right through his stomach, killing him.

"Wait what?" I said

Freaked out by this, the Pestboro loser starts to back away and said "Get away from me..."

Emboldened and hyped up, I said "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! THIS DRILL WILL PIERCE YOUR HEAVEN!"

Then I threw the drill at him, hitting his thigh and the blood starts squirting out. A moment later he blew up along with the terrorist. That's when I started to get weirded out...

First of all, is that show based off from the real event or just a coincidence (I thought the spiral energy is just science fiction)? More importantly, how do you die from getting stabbed in the thigh? Is there a vital vessel or something?

I don't get it!

By the end of the day, I went back to the farm and performed the Irish river dance on a dead horse before the farmer chased me away with an axe.

What's eating his grapes?