Last night I had a strange dream where I'm in a middle of the universe and was surrounded by tons of galaxies. Then suddenly a Chargers fan appears and said "This is the place where you will meet your end!"

"What?"

Then he picks up some of the galaxies and starts chucking them right at me. I was able to dodge them while weirded out at the same time. Then the Chargers fan zoomed in and punched me through several galaxies. As he start throwing more galaxies like a bunch of shurikens, I took a large one and shield myself with it.

"Man, how many people did we just killed?" I said

Then the Chargers fan fire a beam of energy from his finger and that's when a woke up.

"What a weird dream, me getting beaten by a Chargers fan? Like that would happen!"

Later that morning, I got out of the hotel room ready to go out for a walk when I saw Haggard and his thugs at the lobby. Seeing this, I quickly hid myself right behind a giant plant before they could notice something. Then I snuck carefully toward them in order to hear their conversation due to a random curiosity.

"Haggard's out of his mind, I mean the guy were supposed to arrest was no longer a fugitive!"

"Yeah, I think Haggard has a personal issues with this guy, maybe he found him one time,"

"Ha! I get it!"

Then they started to laugh.

Anyway I made my way out and walked several blocks until I found a farm. I have some interest in "Honey Crisp", these things are hard to find outside of Minnesota for some reason (couldn't find those in New York). Just outside however, I found a horse lying on the ground for some reason and there's a strong smell. I came closer to the horse whom I thought was sleeping...only to find out it's actually dead!

Conveniently, there's a discarded baseball bat right next to a tree. With that, I pick up the baseball bat and proceed to beat a dead horse with it.

"Wow, this is fun!"

I kept on beating the horse until a farmer came out and said "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"

"Um...uh..." then I point at the space right next to him and yell "WHAT'S THAT?"

"What where?" he turns

I took off...

Moments later, I met some guy with a troll costume.

"Who are you supposed to be? Halloween's not until the 31st," I said

"I am the servant of the Troll Rider, your people will soon bow down to us!" he said

"Only way that will happen is if everyone came down with a back problem like Kevin Brown,"

"Do you dare?"

"I heard about this loser, he kills mediocre mods, so what? Jamoke would have slaughter your kind without breaking a sweat, tell your boss to bring it on, I'm not scared of that faggot!"

"You shall regret those words!"

Then he left.

I took all the money from his wallet and toss it into the waste basket. Apparently trolls are loaded, leading me to believe they're generally spoiled rich brats with nothing better to do with their lives. Beating "Troll Rider" should be a cinch, even if he is the ultimate troll.

Anyway, there's a air hockey club nearby, I'm thinking about joining...

Afterward I went back to the farm and start kicking the dead horse because it's fun. Soon the farmer chased me away yelling "DAMN CITY FOLK!"

After wandering around, I went back to the city and ran into an old friend...

"DICK NECK!" I yelled

"YOU AGAIN?! I'M NOT DIIIIIIIIIIIICK NEEEEEEEEEECK!!!" he screams

"You haven't changed a bit, how is it going?"

Then dick neck stretch his neck toward me for a headbutt but I punched him in the face, knocking it back.

"Your head isn't going to pierce the heavens," I said

"STOP, STOOOP!!! I HATE THAT SHOW AND I HATE THAT SHADE GUY FOR COPYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screams

Then he stretch his arms toward me, but I grab him by the hands and swung him into the building. As he struggles to get up, I walk towards him saying "Not so tough are ya?"

Suddenly he tries to make a jump on me, but I quickly fire a ki blast at a human giraffe, blasting him into the sky.

"LOOKS LIKE FOREMAN IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" he yells before disappearing into the sky with a twinkle.

"Man I'm bored...I know!"

I went back to the farm and start attacking a dead horse until the farmer came out with a shotgun.

"Uh oh!" I said

The farmer screams "DAMN YOU CITY FOLKS!" and tries to shoot me, but he missed badly.

I quickly hid behind his car to take cover and pick up a rock. Then I threw a rock at the corpse of a horse and ran off.

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!"

"Lol, teeheeheehee..."

Anyway should I try out for a air hockey tournament? I know I haven't play it since 2002 and had a tendency to blow leads like the Giants did last year (The Chargers game is unforgivable!).

Should I do it?