In the NG headquarter, while everybody is celebrating Clock Day, couple of pompous douchebags tries to spoil the party.

"CRAP! THE PORTAL'S FULL OF CRAP! MY EYES!" XxRobJohnsonxX screams

Then thdrkside yells "EVERYONE, VOTE ZERO!!!"

Wabblefish then said "With few of us together, our voting powers can help save the day...um, Rob...what did your scouter said about the retards' voting power?"

After scanning the general population's voting power, RJ was stunned and takes off his scouter yelling "It's over 9,000!!!" while smashing it with his bare hand

"WHAT! 9,000?! HOW CAN IT BE?" thdrkside yells

Then EtchASketchClock comes in and beat the crap out of them. The party proceeds as planned despite some minor problems including a security scuffle with a muslim terrorist from Xinjiang (later admitted that he's looking to assassinate a certain NG member who had wrecked their plans in Hong Kong over a year ago).

Meanwhile, Haggard wakes up naked in a bed...

"Ow..my head, I shouldn't have drank this mu-what the?"

Bahamut then got up and became stunned when he saw Haggard in bed with him...

"...Haggard...what have you done to me?" said Bahamut

"Listen, it's not what it looks like!" said Haggard nervously

"You bastard...you sick bastard..."

"NO LISTEN! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I SWEAR..."

"LIAR!"

EagleRock, byteslinger, SlntCobra1, idiot-buster, jaY11, thepigeonmaster, and few others snickers as they're the ones who set it up to make it look like what it seemed to be.

Meanwhile Michael Strahan beats the crap out of drunken Flozell Adams at the NG lobby for trying to trip him. The situation would soon go out of hand as the cowardly no-talent left tackle tries to do the same to Poozy...

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IF: *goes back to the U.S. to get his glasses* Stupid jet lag! *throws up*

*few days later*

IF: I'm out for a walk

Mason the Seahawks fan: MAH SITE IZ GUN 'CUZ U H8 MAH 9/11 JOKES!!!

IF: That does it!

*pwn*

IF: You got pwned n00b!

*sometimes later*

Nicholas De Genova: I'm going to take over the world!

Genova's students: YEAH!

IF and Strahan: Hell no!

*epic pwnage*

Narrator: The day is saved thanks to Idiot-Finder and a former football star Michael Strahan!

*few days later*

IF: On to Somalia here I come!

Narrator: Meanwhile...

*In Hong Kong*

Coop83: You shall not pass!

Yaya: Bring it on!

*pwn*

Coop83: Now to celebrate with cups of tea!

Narrator: Now in Somalia...after defeating a group of savages who drags bodies for fun, IF meets a villain from the final season of Stargate-SG1...

Prior: Convert to origin!

IF: I'd rather watch a marathon of Uwe Boll directed films than do that.

*pwn*

IF: Yippie-ki-yay mothafucka!

*sometimes later*

Zen444: I hate you!

IF: You hurt my feelings!

*pwn*

Zen444: Damn I couldn't beat you...screw you guys, I'm going home!

Narrator: After killing off several Chris Beer clones...

4Kids employee #1: To protect the world from devastation!

Employee #2: To unite all people within our nation!

Employee #3: To denounce the evil with truth and love!

Employee #4: To extend our reach to the stars above!

IF: No, just no!

Employee #1: You cheese muffin, we never got to finish the motto!

Employee #3: You're gonna pay!

IF: How?

4Kids: Invisible gun attack! *points fingers at IF* Bang, bang, bang...

IF: I'm still standing.

4Kids: Oh noes, he's invincible!

*pwn*

IF: I hate 4Kids.

Narrator: While IF is busy killing Chris Beer clones and Somali warlords, Coop83 and NEVR are kicking ass in Hong Kong.

Coop83 and NEVR: THIS IS NEWGROUNDS!!! *raids Chris Beer's secret cloning lab*

Lab: *gets destroyed*

Narrator: I haven't seen such destruction since Fate pwned Jail Spaghetti, well anyway back to Somalia...

IF: Um...what?

Narrator: Now back to Hong Kong...

Coop83: *gets arrested by the Chinese for joining the "Free Tibet" protest*

Narrator: Sometimes later he gets busted out by the G.I. Joe so he's okay...now back to Somalia...

IF: *pwns the warlord and destroys the terrorist training camp* LOL

*several days later*

Narrator: Now IF returns to the U.S. and somehow he ends up in Boston...of all places!

IF: Oh crap, I hate the Boston Red Sox!

*later*

IF: *at the gift shop* Yeah I'll have a glow stick!

Dude at the gift shop: Good thing the airport is a neutral zone or you would never have been able to buy this!

*sometimes later*

IF: *waves his glow stick at the Red Sox fans* Stay back!

Red Sox fans: Watch where you pointing this, it's fatal to us Red Sox fans!

Carl Pavano: Hey can I help?

IF: Get lost Pavano, nobody needs your help!

Carl Pavano: Oh *sobs*

Narrator: With that, IF was able to make his way back to New York!

IF: Life am good! *turns on TV*