Hi I'm Vince Coleman, the former player of the Major League Baseball. Some of you may have known me as "Vincent Van Go" while some may not have heard of me at all so fuck you. Anyway the reason why I'm here is to teach you kids how to handle firecrackers in a proper manner. Just a reminder, this has nothing to do with the fact that I served three years of probation.

Here's three basic steps for you to learn when it comes to firecracker safety:

1) Be sure to bribe the right people when buying firecrackers, especially since that bullshit law was passed years ago making them illegal.

2) Don't light the one you're holding, trust me...

3) Um...stay away from Los Angeles...especially after what happened in 1993 and more importantly don't tell those fucktards there where I live!

Now that we're done with those three basic steps, here's a important lesson to learn. Pay attention because this may save your reputation!

Never ever throw firecrackers at people out of a passing car, it'll result in injuries!

That's all for safety tips regarding firecrackers, remember when things gets rough...blow them all up.

Thank you for watching and I hope you'll have a nice day!