The four Chargers fans came after me and to make a long story short, it gets ridiculous.

"It's morphin' time!"

Then they each said "Chargersaurus Rex!" so it's the same thing and they ends up donning white uniforms with a yellow bolt.

I sweat-dropped and said "Wait...what?"

Go, go Charger Rangers!
Go, go Charger Rangers!
Go, go Charger Rangers!
Mighty Ripoff Charger Rangers!

Then they start doing some weird poses ripped out of the Ginyu Force's choreography manual (whatever it was).

"Last time you got lucky because the police came or we would have killed you!" said the leader (the middle one on the front)

"Um...as I recall, I was kicking your ass," I said while picking my nose

Then soon they start jumping around and I start knocking them down one by one until they're all on the ground. I decided to wait for few minutes until they're ready so i can fight them again, after all it's fun.

"I have all day, keep it up losers!"

Then one of them angrily said "You bastard have been messing with us for years!"

"How can you be giving us so much trouble?"

"We're Chargers fans!"

I said "While it's true that the Chargers are a good team and Philip Rivers may become the best statistical quarterback of the 2004 NFL draft, but there's one problem...it's the NFL and you root for the Chargers! Seriously, they're never meant to win the Super Bowl (Better chance than the Bills though) and even if they do built up a title contender, the team's owner will find a way to screw it up like the time when they decided to trade Fred Dean to the 69-I mean the 49ers!"

But the fab four took off their helmets with dumb look on each of their faces. Then one of them said "Um...what? We Chargers fans have ADD,"

"So do I, what's your point?" I said

Then the fab four comes together and each of them begins to charge up a massive pink energy ball.

"Okay..."

Then they all yell "FRUITY POWER BALL!"

"Fruity power ball? Hahaha, you guys ripped off from Gozar, not to mention that attack sounded so ga-"

Then the ball knocks me through several buildings...

"Ow..."

I got up, cup my hands together and...

"Ka...me...ha..."

The fab four stood there and said "What are you doing? You're not going to wipe out this portion of the town, there's too many innocent people!"

"...me..."

"Oh crap, HE'S GOING TO DO IT!"

I power down a bit and aim right at the ground, "...HA!"

A massive blue wave blows through the town, creating a large gust of wind but fortunately no real damage was done so the place remains mostly intact but the fab four and several bystanders were blown dozens of yards away. Once the fab four got up, they fled...pussies!

"Well, well, well, I can see you have managed to defeat the Charger Rangers..."

It's "Iron Shirt"!

"What the HFIL do you want?" I said

"I'm here to offer you a membership in the Chargers fan base, a chance for you to join the real team!"

"Why?"

"Seeing how you have been outsmarting us for the past years, you would become a huge addition and can help strengthen the fanbase!"

"Weren't you with the PETA?"

"I work for whoever pays me, so what do you say?"

"The offer sounds tempting but I'm gonna have to turn it down, I'm already a part of a fan base of a great NFL team, the winners of three Super Bowls and seven titles overall, the Giants!"

"So that's how it is..."

"Not only that, I'd join the Jets rather than joining the Chargers,"

"Very well, next time we meet...I won't be very friendly,"

Then he walks away.