After being sick for few days, I was preparing to move on to the next city when a Chargers fan attacked me from behind just outside the grocery store. I grab his arm and twist it to an exaggerated angle until he starts begging me to stop. Soon I start beating him with flurry of punches until his body turns completely black and blue.

"Next time...don't do that!" I said

His attack on me is even more idiotic than the time when Empress Cixi decides to use the funds on a garden instead of spending them on the navy which could've help the Chinese win the war against Japan in 1895. Nice going you stupid bitch, no wonder your tomb got robbed!

Okay that's in bad taste...but a movie was made about that event.

Anyway after buying some supplies and a beautiful garde...what the hell, that stupid medicine's making it tough for me to write this. After buying some supplies for my next trip to the summer pala-seriously what the hell? Now I forgot where the heck I'm going to...forget it.

What happen is that I'm preparing to leave and so blah, blah, blah, and so on. Now I remember, it's Minnesota! That's the city I'm heading to.

I haven't been feeling this messed up since the time when I was recovering from a jet-lag. About what happened after buying the food I need, a small group of Chargers fans shows up with pipes and metal rods while staring menacingly at me.

"You think you can get away with what you have done to us for the past few years?" one said

"You're gonna pay!" other yells

"He has a perty mouth..." said the retarded one

I put down my groceries and said "Bring it on assholes!"

Then the fab four all powers up and said "We're mystic!"

"Not that again!"

As they attack all at once, I quickly pick up my groceries and leap right over them.

"What the hell?" one of them said

Then I put down my groceries and proceed to beat the loving crap out of them. Then I heard a siren and pickup my groceries before fleeing.

I'm sure we'll meet again...